Ever squinted so hard at a menu that you mistook a steak for a cake? Trust me, I've been there, and that's just the tip of the humor iceberg on "My Life Is a Joke." We're kicking off with chuckles over the spectacle of spectacles, but it's not all fun and games—we're also tipping our hats to Black History Month. It's a time for celebration, respect, and maybe a touch of that old-school assertiveness that's dying for a comeback. Plus, I'll share a bizarre dream that left me toothless, which you've got to hear to believe!
Now, let's chat about love inked in the skin—yep, you guessed it—celebrity face tattoos. It's a wild world of braces versus clear aligners and the lengths we go to for our crushes. We're peeling back the layers of relationship choices, from the vanity of straight teeth to the insanity of permanent facial tributes. And 'pick me' culture in romance? You bet we're going there. I'm diving headfirst into the sweet talk debate, defending the right to woo without shame, and making the case for mutual adoration over a battle for approval.
Wrapping it all up, we take a turn down the drama-filled alley of rap feuds and online antics, analyzing the evolution of lyrical warfare and the line between artistry and aggression. No names are dropped, but the tea is hot, and the wisdom is flowing in our new segment that's sure to get you thinking about the beats and the beefs. So, as we send out this cosmic-sized thank you to our MVPs—yeah, you!—we're reminding you to keep the laughter alive, because really, what's life without a joke or two? Join me, Fe, and let's keep this tree growing sky-high!
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Ever squinted so hard at a menu that you mistook a steak for a cake? Trust me, I've been there, and that's just the tip of the humor iceberg on "My Life Is a Joke." We're kicking off with chuckles over the spectacle of spectacles, but it's not all fun and games—we're also tipping our hats to Black History Month. It's a time for celebration, respect, and maybe a touch of that old-school assertiveness that's dying for a comeback. Plus, I'll share a bizarre dream that left me toothless, which you've got to hear to believe!
Now, let's chat about love inked in the skin—yep, you guessed it—celebrity face tattoos. It's a wild world of braces versus clear aligners and the lengths we go to for our crushes. We're peeling back the layers of relationship choices, from the vanity of straight teeth to the insanity of permanent facial tributes. And 'pick me' culture in romance? You bet we're going there. I'm diving headfirst into the sweet talk debate, defending the right to woo without shame, and making the case for mutual adoration over a battle for approval.
Wrapping it all up, we take a turn down the drama-filled alley of rap feuds and online antics, analyzing the evolution of lyrical warfare and the line between artistry and aggression. No names are dropped, but the tea is hot, and the wisdom is flowing in our new segment that's sure to get you thinking about the beats and the beefs. So, as we send out this cosmic-sized thank you to our MVPs—yeah, you!—we're reminding you to keep the laughter alive, because really, what's life without a joke or two? Join me, Fe, and let's keep this tree growing sky-high!
CONNECT WITH ME:
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Welcome back to another episode of my life is a joking. I'm your host fee. What's up? Baby Joker's y'all is play, kiss the remote. You know I'm fuck around. Yes, I do have.
Speaker 1:
If you're watching and those that are listening and cannot see, I do have my sunglasses on top and my prescription glasses because I can't see in real life. Okay, I can't see in real life. You know I'm gonna take it off because I can see damage to love right in here. I can't. You know, I gotta give me some real. So you know I gotta give me some sunglasses. Wasn't prescription? Because you know, like I'm real blind, like real can't see. Like you know my license I can't operate machinery. I think that's because I can't operate heavy machinery.
Speaker 1:
Anyway, it is black history month. Shout out to the niggas, and the niggas only, like you know, real niggas. You know I'm saying I don't fuck around. You know I love that people. You know I love us down, like, love us, like we are magical. You know I'm saying we're like mystical creatures, like bitches follow our every move, like, like they try to look like those. They try to look like us, they try to be like us, they try to talk like us. Bitch, you can't be a swaggy as let's beach like it this is, is what the fuck it is, and I said what I said. Okay, so you know, and I and you know, because it's black history month, I'm not taking no disrespect for a name beach. You know I already don't tolerate disrespect, but I'm not not tolerating from people that are not. You know. I'm saying if you are not, we are not, we're not playing those games. If I feel disrespected in any kind of way from the motherfuckers that aren't, you will be pimps lab and the only the only question I will be asking is open or backhand? Okay, open or backhand? I'm not fucking playing with niggas like I'm. Hang on, let's correct that. I'm not playing with you bitches. Okay, because I'm for the niggas. Don't get shit confused over here. Okay, don't get shit confused.
Speaker 1:
We need to bring back. We need to bring back pimps. You know pimps, limps and shit. You know pimps. Slap the shit out your ass, bitch, it would. It's not a fucking game, it's not a key key, no, for sure. We need shout out to all of them for pimps and shit like where are they at? Where are all the pimps that I'm talking about, real pimps that will? Pimps, pistol whip your ass and say, shut up bitch, shut up bitch. You know, you know, slap the shit out. You don't understand. Like when do you bring that kind of shit back like it's? It's so 1970s of us. You know what I mean. Like I'm just playing, you know, here to the.
Speaker 1:
You know I was gonna say a whole nother podcast name. That is not that. This is my life as a joke. What the fuck. What the fuck I got going on.
Speaker 1:
Y'all support black business and everything. Black podcast is black entertainers. Y'all, make sure y'all do y'all big one this month and not fucking playing Like, come on, go set, go go help and support your fellow black people. We have to, you know, we have to stay together. Nobody want to see us together, but it don't matter, no, because I got you back. It's a kind. Y'all know nothing about that. Y'all know nothing about that. I'm a real, you're a real wet figure. I don't know, like, did I say my name at the beginning of this month? Because I really don't remember? But y'all, I'm all over the place. But yeah, we need to bring back pimps and pistol whips and all that.
Speaker 1:
I'm just playing here at the my Life is a Joke podcast, because this is what this is. We do not condone violence. I will not be hitting anybody. No one will be hitting me. If you don't disjain me, we won't be doing that. Like I don't want. I want everybody to be safe. You know I want everybody to be. You know I do want everybody to be safe. But you know if you fuck where you fuck around, hey, hey, hey, now you find out, bitch, let's not do too much.
Speaker 1:
Anyway, so I had a dream today that you know I was a motherfucking toothless bandit and y'all might be like where the fuck you going with this babe, I don't know, just just walk with me. And so I had a dream that I didn't have no tooth in like I didn't have no, I had, I'm missing like a couple of teeth in the front, and it was like I was in a movie. I was in a movie and I'm like, I'm like pushing teeth in and shit, like I'm putting caps in my mouth and I'm like, damn. Like I woke up and I said, damn, my real life can't, I can't go out like that. I already got a tooth missing in the back. If you know that about your nigga, I already got two missing in the back. But look, you can't even tell. You know I'm saying you know I think I don't even think you can see it. If a nigga laughs too hard, maybe you can't but get the fuck up out my mouth like that's crazy. But I'm just like damn. Like to be missing teeth in the front is like damn, because what the fuck? I can't have that shit. I can't go out like that. You know I do want to get my teeth done Like I don't know when that, when that, when that comedy bag money come in, when that funny money come in, like I'm dropping a bag on these teeth, I'm not fucking playing.
Speaker 1:
I'm gonna do one of two things. I'm gonna get venerated, I'm gonna get in visible line. I'm not. I don't fuck with the wire braces. Like you know, I'm saying like to those who do it okay, you know that's cool for y'all, but to me I can't have no wires in my mouth because I can't have no list. Sometimes y'all already don't be knowing what the fuck I'm saying or talking about. I don't need a list on talking on top of that. And then sometimes it just sound like when people have braces. It just sound like, you know, like there's a ball. It's always like a ball is speeding your mouth, like it's just, it's just sound weird and I don't, I don't fuck with it. I don't fuck with it and you know I can't, I can't have that.
Speaker 1:
So I think you know I would do the envision line right. You know, if I'm gonna keep some teeth, if I'm gonna keep my real ones, I'll do the envision lines. You know it puts kind of shove. A bitch can know. If it didn't know what the fuck I was saying, you know I could pop them hoes out like doggy dentures. You know, get to it Like bitch. This what I had said, you know. I mean I Hope y'all understand me, I hope y'all be getting it like for real. I was like you know I was really thinking about that. I was walking my dog to that.
Speaker 1:
I said you can't get no wild braces and I feel, like I've said that on here before like that's not, that's not that first one, that's really not the look I'm going for. You know I'm saying I'm like to be 20, 60, shit. You know I'm not saying it's a age limit on it, but I look like a grown-ass woman. So, with that being said, like I don't ever not want to not look like a grown-ass woman. I'm not not saying that I wouldn't look like a child with them. I just feel like I Would look like an adult, but with baby teeth you know what I mean Like I'm mature about a mouth and shit.
Speaker 1:
I Can't have that shit. I can't have it. But if I do, don't get some more fucking venerated. I don't. I don't know what. His name is, named dr Smith, dr Q, whoever did glow real teeth. Y'all think I see, be, it's gonna really cheapy. Go look, I Think they look good. But her dr, fine, dr Q was named. I Mean I should put put a little picture of me. That's a fine-ass black man he could do. I ain't. I ain't saying he could do whatever, I'm just saying he could do my teeth. Do you have to be sleep for that? Cuz I wouldn't want to be sleeping. I just wouldn't like looking any guys like Am I your day Looking at. We're gonna get into that anyway, but y'all, I couldn't be a motherfucking. I Couldn't have no motherfucking miss teeth in the front and speaking about toothless fucking bandits, toothless bastards.
Speaker 1:
Christian, look now and I know it had pained me a little bit when I had seen it, because you know people talk so much shit about Christian Right but the the gag is I like her, I Love Christian. You know I'm saying like she'll real Baltimore hood bitch. Like you know I'm saying she getting money and she love our nigga. But the thing is like that now that part I don't really fuck with. You know, the blue face part, like I get it like if it was very good Because at first it was give a very commercial, like very toxic, like you know that's what you holds like. But now it's, it's gone too far.
Speaker 1:
The tattoo of that nigga face on your face is insane. You have blue face on your face. That sentence out loud is in the fucking same. And I'm just, and I'm just like what Happened to bitches getting a little name tag? Like I don't know she had his name tatted hella times. But it's just like when the fuck did we graduate from that? You know I'm saying it was already a major thing. It's already a major thing if a bitch go get a nigga named tatted right now. It's like damn, if you a little, you love that nigga and you really think that niggas for you. I'm not saying he ain't, he just might be, but just in case that he not, that's crazy. You got the nigga name tatted on you and that is my forgot. This nigga face tatted on the cheek, on the motherfucking cheek. It's like, damn, you miss seeing them. That bad you just.
Speaker 1:
And people are saying, like you know, it's not real. It could be Hannah, like, cuz her face wasn't swole, don't give a fuck, hannah. And I like, even if it is in, okay, cool, like they should have washed away in a well like or Eventually fade out. But it's just a point. It's just a point like the tension is going too far. It's going too far like, and I don't want to turn the leg women down, but that shit's getting in fucking saying she black, yes, you gotta be right, I don't know, but it's just like it's too much. Man, I saw that shit. I said come on, come on.
Speaker 1:
And I didn't want to unfollow her because everybody else was unfollowing her, but I was like she, I Might have to just do this one, cuz you got stuff you gotta learn, like you know. You know it could be hard out here trying to figure out who you are and find yourself. And she's the mother, the little bit young, she young and she you know I'm saying I and I hate my mother's be like that's no excuse to do dumb shit. But she, that front to love is not developed by it does? It's not fully developed to 25, but that's it.
Speaker 1:
So I'm just like, let me just pray for that queen. You know I hope that she gets well soon, because you know I want to talk too much shit about it. Because you know I still like her. I still like I think she's a cool ass motherfucker. Like I Like her little song. You know I like the little vibe.
Speaker 1:
Like you know I Fuck, wait each. You know I'm not finna, sit up her in line, say that I don't. I just wish most folks would make better choices, because I ain't gonna hold you. It's just giving my life is a joke For real. You know this ain't even what that shit stand for. It's like. It's like it's very click-baity, like could you imagine I'm sorry if you saw that, but could you imagine a life being very click-baity, like Cringe? I just didn't like that and I was like damn Christian, like you really doing too much, like you losing me, nigga, you really fucking losing me.
Speaker 1:
I'm pray for my nigga, I'm pray for the nigga, but then it's just then then the new bitch. I don't even know her name, I don't even know her name. Blue face, new girlfriend. Then we got her name not his name, but his whole face tatted on her ass, her ass. And this is a good ass, this is a good looking ass and she wouldn't put this nigga face on it. It's crazy. I Would never waste a good you know, a good ass like that. Oh my Lord, on my word, I Would not waste a good ass. And on that I mean, like what am I doing putting a nigga name? I mean I mean Cuz Lord, I kind of wish it was a name and whole nigga face. And Christian, how the fuck you feel you got this nigga on your face.
Speaker 1:
And now she walking around these, well, he's nigga on her a and I just know, I just know bitches cannot wait to go to some little one vacation With a little bikini on and poke that ass out with motherfucking blue face on it. But then it's like what y'all gonna do when you're not together? No more. You know, I know I don't hope that people don't. I don't hope Relationships in for people. I would love for them to keep going, but it's just like we know goddamn well that shit not, finna last long and you ain't got that whole nigga face on your ass.
Speaker 1:
That shit need to be sharpie. I need to stop playing y'all. This is dangerous game. Yeah, I need to do that whole bitching sharpie. And then, when the video cut on, then y'all got a you know the fucking tattoo needle in your hand and shit. Cuz y'all taking the test for Y'all taking this shit a little too far. I can't believe she wasted a good ass on them on their nigga face. Like that's crazy.
Speaker 1:
Like well, anyway, speaking of as y'all, I'm back in the gym period. You know how it is. The niggas stay back in the gym and I just can't wait so I have a good, as you know I'm saying I asked what like Even bitches can't even fucking hate on. Like you know, they're gonna be sending a black damn. That's the feds. You know what I mean. That's all. That's all I'm saying. I just, you know I can't wait till I'm that motherfucker, you know I'm saying cuz you first of all Hoes, they are, they can't fuck what I got going on.
Speaker 1:
But fuck it, look good, make a little money around it, being like not too much, you know, still donate to the favorite podcast, cuz you know, support us like history month. Come on, don't be that kind of nigga. Be one of these kind of niggas, be a good one. So it's just like you know I just it's already. Life is good, baby. I think you're not been a good head space and everything. So now you know my waist getting a little smaller, it's getting a little sadder, skin getting a little clearer. You know her gritty shit. You know the things that happen when you leave that nigga alone. Boy, boy, where you been? Jesus, anyway, moving on, moving on, I don't like how y'all did Mariah the scientist for real, no bullshit.
Speaker 1:
Like I felt like Y'all did too much. I'm a fun of that girl on that car. Now, granted, the car was nasty Like and I ain't even talking about what she said it was it was that little noise. You know I have a. You know I have a thing about. No, you know, mouth noises, nose noises, like I don't like to hear, body-leaf noises, like I'm not into it, I'm not the fucking tool. So it was. You know, am I a? You know all of that extra shit. You know doing all the extra for me. They just really fucked it up. But you know Y'all was like y'all was, y'all wouldn't even talking about the little noise, because at first I didn't know that that bitch having. So I actually heard the clip.
Speaker 1:
But y'all, y'all, some of my son, why she talking like that and why she's doing all that. That's her man. That's how you get you supposed to talk to your fucking man. The fuck. Y'all. Act like y'all don't be knowing. That's what be bugging me about, you holes. You know it's black history month, so I'm putting holes up on game niggas like to feel wanted.
Speaker 1:
Talk cute to that nigga. Talk you to that nigga Don't know. Nigga wanna hear. Don't nobody want her bitch. Am I yo? Am I your baby? The fuck.
Speaker 1:
It's that nigga didn't see what he say. First of all, you know I really called him a bitch like what? No, you ain't my baby, you the bitch. Now the fuck, come on, y'all gotta talk cute to a nigga. You know I love to perform. You know I love to give a little performance. You know I just saying I love being a woman. I love niggas down. You know I'm saying I love a good black king. So I'm gonna talk cute on that phone to that man. Y'all act like y'all don't know what the fuck to do when that man comes around on that phone in his face.
Speaker 1:
Talk cute to that nigga, if you really like that, he like you. Now, if y'all running a good game, you do what you do. But I'm talking about for real, for a, look them niggas been, they damn near married, is they not? Are they not married? Shit, they just boyfriend and girlfriend shit. They've been together for so long. You slow, talk cute. The fuck em Talking about some in my year, you know, come on, let that girl live my life. That's her, that's her daddy. He didn't shoot a baby. She baby little bee.
Speaker 1:
You supposed to act, shit like they do. Love me, the fuck yeah, did you miss me? Fuck yeah, you're supposed to say that kind of shit? The fuck y'all are so weird. Yeah, that's why y'all hoes be single. Ain't gonna say too much, cuz I'm single too, but I'm still like, when the, when the time comes, the fuck, this is me.
Speaker 1:
So pick me issue. Now I'm not saying to be yeah, bitch, that's how you don't get picked, that's all I'm saying. People be like oh, my god, you're being. Pick me being a, pick me, being a pick me. You know, try to get pick me such a bad rep when it comes to that kind of shit. But it's just like but you want to be picked. That's the whole point. You don't want to be by yourself. You want to look niggas the fuck. You want somebody to hang out with, talk to you, rub on your back and she Speak life into your ass so you can then do the same for him. What the fuck? Or them, or whoever, whoever your little party is yeah, I don't know be dressing it up and being cute enough for me.
Speaker 1:
Y'all just be. Y'all is really some rough rocks, y'all do y'all. Y'all sometimes be giving me central baddie energy. Y'all. Y'all be giving that sometimes. You know, when I tell you about the girl with no teeth and I'm out, that's what y'all be acting like. Y'all be talking to niggas like if pitbull puppies could talk. Be a lady, okay, be a fucking lady. Nobody wants to deal with that bullshit.
Speaker 1:
Just be cool. That's why it's man, just right, damn, y'all shouldn't have. Did my right like that. She got her man, she. I mean, he ain't going nowhere grinning. He's not a fucking dude, free thug, free, fucking thug. You know what I'm saying. He not. He can't cheat on him. He could, but then that would also mean some other shit. But we ain't in tough, we ain't gonna get into it. You know that's that man business in her's too. When that's all I'm saying.
Speaker 1:
What did we learn today? Talk to your nigga, cute, don't be, don't be so vicious, because y'all be quick to tie a black man down. I don't like that. Do niggas be tripping Absolutely. Be doing the fucking most, absolutely. But bitches, we do too, it's, it's cool, just be, just be cool. Sometimes we'll be doing the most.
Speaker 1:
Y'all be, y'all be running amok and I just be like, uh, it's okay, we can survive this, we can get through this. Okay, it was really like speeding real, real, real through. What are the? What in the fuck do I be saying? Or pills, sometimes like this, why I can't get no motherfucking wild braces, because sometimes I don't know what the fuck I'm saying or what I'm trying to say. Could you imagine whatever sound or whatever I was just trying to say with braces in my neck? What the fuck is a knife? That's what I'm talking about. I can't even fucking talk. He prayfully.
Speaker 1:
Niggas. Black history run anyway. Moving on Now. This is my mother. This is the bread and butter. Y'all got the game fucked up. I don't know what y'all got going on and I don't understand why what she's getting to it. The whole niggie and Meg shit. I'm gonna stay down the fuck. I'm a boy, that's just what the fuck it is.
Speaker 1:
Do I like making? Absolutely I fuck with me. I fuck with me. But I like Tina Snow just a little bit better. No, I'm not feeling, I'm not no line.
Speaker 1:
I sometimes do be lying, but I'm not feeling kept about that. Okay, I'm not lying about that. Um, y'all, I think I think y'all also did too much about that too. Y'all are like, oh my gosh, his, no, y'all were saying that his was a better this than bigfoot. You know, I'm not gonna lie like His to me just sounded like a regular Megan song, like, yeah, she did her big one with the Megan's law bar and some other shit.
Speaker 1:
But I like niggies. This I did, I enjoyed it. I ain't even like it better. Acapella, the fuck. That's all right. That's how hard I'm gonna ride for niggie, bro, even though I did make a previous episode and how she was pissing me off because she was pissing me off. But it's just like I see it different now.
Speaker 1:
It I do feel like I heard somebody say that it. You know, I feel like that. They felt like it was like a nicky hate train. Everybody tried to get some a bandwagon and hate niggie. And I don't like that. But I'm not. I'm not fucking with niggie because y'all, y'all don't fuck with niggie. I'm fucking niggie because I fuck with niggie. The fuck the hell.
Speaker 1:
I bought niggie gun. I bought niggie tickets. I can't wait to go see that motherfucker. Hear me, I'm being that motherfucker rapping moment for life off that ass. Thanks. Okay, don't fucking play with it. But no, but I was out like she talking about the dead mom, like you can't say that she be Loner, damn, okay, I'm not saying the shit, cool, it's acceptable. But my thing is Megan said the Megan's law thing. Okay, she ate her, she ate her up with that. I'm not saying she didn't eat her up, she didn't eat her ass up with that. But then, yes, y'all was so hell bent on what she said.
Speaker 1:
But it's just like when? When did it become rules to the rap? When, and I agree with that, there are no rules and rap beef and there are no rules and fighting. So they say if you're not professionally doing like Fighting, there are no rules. This is street shit and I feel like street fighting is like being in the rap game. I Feel like it's one of the same.
Speaker 1:
I'm just saying look at like, when you really look, if you're like a really fan of rap, you can do your rap history. You can go back and hear some good old rap days. Is them niggas was trying to kill one another? So talking about it? Someone's dead parent and somebody's child and their husband that shit's out the fucking window. When we don't like each other, the fuck. You ain't hear me when I'm talking that.
Speaker 1:
The other week, before I was in your bag, some bitch was fighting over because motherfuckers said something about their kids. They don't give a fuck. That girl said on that shot I don't give a fuck about your mama and her mama was there. They don't give a fuck. So I'm like y'all motherfuckers be. I don't know. I don't know if it's because Nikki is who Nikki is, megan's who Megan is, but these are two regular bitches. Two regular bitches. No fame, no money, two regular bitches. Y'all be like fight it out, beach. Fight it the fuck out and made a bitch man win the fuck.
Speaker 1:
I Love a good time, a little good, you know, a little good romper. I Like to watch it. Let's clear that up, cuz I don't want nobody to feel like they come put their hands on me cuz that's not, that's not it, because I might start shooting. I ain't getting them game. That you know. That. You know, don't come over here putting your hands on me and shit. I'm just saying I Just feel like it's a whole lot of other shit that we could be, you know, mad the fuck about. But y'all, y'all, y'all here was mad about that and I'm just like it ain't even all of that y'all was to me.
Speaker 1:
I was a little pissy this week. Yeah, I was real pissed the fuck off. Yeah, I said what's the name was talking? You shouldn't have been talking like that tomorrow, right, all right, what the fuck Reason why I can't get no braces again? You know, this is like she is a motherfucker. I be blaming everything on this legs. Yeah, bitch walk a little funny. I said damn, I just like she is acting up today.
Speaker 1:
The fuck People like they don't have nothing to do with your legs, did you? Don't have it. You don't know what it do. You don't know what it do? Did you know it can mess up with numbers and shit, fucking numbers up to? Yeah, you just thought I was reading and writing. Huh, no, it's, it's levels to this shit. And so if they can fuck with the numbers, why wouldn't it fuck with my knees? Like the fuck. Come on, like Like history money. It is what I say it is, but that's not what we're talking about. Bouncing, I just was like shit, all is all, everything is fair, it's whatever. Now, did I like that motherfucker's grave people, mothers and fathers, grave sites was leaked? No, I don't like that shit.
Speaker 1:
I don't think y'all should go fan, should go be you know Dropping locations of where people did relatives are and you know, motherfucking sacking like they're gonna go dig a mug, like that's. That's weird. You know I'm saying this because there's some internet shit. You know I'm saying in this shit I need to stay on the internet. If y'all not gonna fight it out. You know I'm saying if y'all not gonna go ball for ball, like that shit be because that truthfully, truthfully, megan, I feel like Megan are probably fighting Iggy, but Nikki not gonna fight Megan, and I think we know that Like they're not gonna get in the street fucking scrap it out. So the only option is a little internet be a little tour the war and a motherfucking ball for ball.
Speaker 1:
Put your business on. I'm putting my bitch shit out and that's what it gives. That's it. That's all Like history month fuck, that's all I fit. That's all I. That's how I feel about shit. I think it's cool. Yeah, I was like dangling. No, she's in the Z Like the song was wagging. You know she should have did better and none of like. I said I think the bitch eats. I was to a doctor pillow.
Speaker 1:
I think the archipelago sounds better with the one bet better than the one with the beat on it. Try that out, you might fuck with it after that. I Mean cuz his just not like a regular Megan's. I mean, yeah, his just sounds like a regular Megan's. On to me. It's cool. She had her up, she. I think they both ate each other Thursday.
Speaker 1:
Okay, moving on to the wise words segment. I bet you guys know what song he's gonna be Bigfoot, the fuck. Of course it's gonna be big foot, and you know, for the fun, you know the hotties I'll put hits on there too. So it's too. It's too. You know, whatever you like, it's too. Each is on around his motherfucker.
Speaker 1:
I'm not gonna make you no one feel bad for being on whoever side that they want to be one, because people are riding hard for Megan and people are riding hard for Nikki and I'm a bar for real fuck. I'm gonna go see her, I'm not. This just made me more empty. Go see you, the fuck. Because sometimes they be talking a shit at the concert. I'm trying to hear you. Sometimes I like a little miss, I'm sorry. I like a little fight, a little problematic. Does that make me problematic? Of course not, because people pay Hell of money to go see two niggas fighting a ring and beat each other's ass to death.
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