EP 53: LATE NITE RAMBLES

Ever wondered what happens when celebrities ink their love on their skin, or how a new mom can bounce back with a 'my baby daddy' video fresh from the maternity ward? Well, grab your headphones, because you're about to get the lowdown on the latest celeb tattoo trends, and see how Sexy Red from Saint Louis is redefining motherhood with sass. And don't worry, we haven't forgotten about our own Baby Joker – that belated birthday shoutout is coming in hot!

Life can throw some curious curveballs, and I've got a gem of a story from my jewelry counter days about a couple that definitely didn't fit the cookie-cutter mold. Let's chat about the fascinating world of bling, complete with my mother's hilarious tattoo fiascos and the unique ways we all express our love. It's a late-night recording, but the energy is high, and the tales are true – you're in for a treat as I share the strange, the endearing, and the laugh-out-loud moments of my own life.

We're also taking a moment to peel back the curtain on some serious topics, like the heated exchange between Monique and DL Hughley. It's not just about the laughs here; it's about respect, dignity, and how we navigate the tricky waters of humor in our personal and professional lives. And before we part ways, I'm sending out a community call-to-action, because together, we're changing the world one joke at a time – and we want you to be a part of it. So join in, share your favorite comedians, and help this community grow. Trust me, it's an episode you won't want to miss.

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Transcript

Speaker 1: 0:07

Welcome back to another episode of my life is a joke and I am your host fee.

Speaker 1: 0:11

What's up? Baby jokers, what it is and what it ain't. Nigga, mischia, mischia, I hope everybody's back here. Three months going great. You know, I've just been feeling the love. You know feeling love? Okay, because I want to let you know that it is currently 12am on this Friday that this is coming out. I love y'all so much I got a 4k 10 o'clock and I did my makeup for y'all. I love you.

Speaker 1: 0:40

Okay, I want to look extra cute on here for y'all and Lord knows I'm tired as hell, so I don't know how long this episode gonna be. You got to give me a break, nigga. You got to give me a little break. Bitch Shit, I'm tired. I'm tired as fuck. I did a little hairstyle for those that are listening and can I see? You know I got a beat ass face. When I'm saying I'm looking good as shit, you know I'm saying look like I smell like new money. You know I'm saying like I got two little buns, two little space buns, got some pieces pulled out, because you know I'm still rocking the mini twist. You know, I'm just a badass bitch sitting up here. You know what it is Period, okay. So let's get into it.

Speaker 1: 1:23

Okay, let's go ahead and say congratulations to our Saint Louis. Very young, sexy, red. She fucking had her baby. You know I love that. You know that she dropped her baby because now she's trying to get back up in the streets. She outside, and she filmed that fucking my baby daddy video in the hospital. I thought it was very aesthetic. Even though you pissed me off with your salaries, I still love you, sexy. You know I'm saying you still my bitch, I fucked with you. You know, saint Louis, funny acting. You know I fuck with you though I fuck with you. Shout out to baby Joker, sitting in.

Speaker 1: 1:55

Her birthday was on the seventh. Happy belated, happy belated birthday babe. I love the support. I love that you keep watching this. My cousin, I fuck with you though I fuck with you. I hope that you had a good birthday. Happy 27th I love that it for you. I'm gonna be 26. Damn, I'm gonna get started right up in the motherfucking mouth. That's what that's what that's looking like, damn, damn.

Speaker 1: 2:23

Anyway, let's get into it. Like I got some little soft topics that we're going to talk about and then we're going to get into it and I don't know what's up with the little bitches like they're just going around just getting their niggas face tatted on them. That is insane. All right, we already talked to it was already Chris Sharnett did that shit. Then it was blue face other girlfriend. They did that shit. Now it's another.

Speaker 1: 2:46

Now it's another bitch out here getting another nigga name not not his name, but his whole fucking face tatted on. Then the nigga seen it and guess what he called her? He called her a cracker ass bitch. Imagine Imagine love your niggas so much that you go get his face tatted and he call you a crack ass bitch. For that I felt bad for her A cracker. I don't know if she's a black woman or not, but I can't remember. I can't remember the details. It's 12 in the morning, it's 12 in the morning, but I just was like damn, what happened to bitches. You get a nigga name. We're past that. We're done with getting niggas names. You know what I'm saying? I was never here for the nigga name part.

Speaker 1: 3:31

Anyway, speaking the niggas name, I think my mama got my niggas name tatted. Isn't that funny? I think she got it. I think she got his name tatted but then got it covered up. But I don't know that for sure. I feel like I know that. I feel like I heard that I got to call my mom and ask her like did you have niggas name tatted on you? That is so the ghetto of you. Like, why would you do that? Anyway, we're past that point. Like we don't get names tatted on this, no more. We're going straight, we're going full face portrait mode. I'm not going to say I would hate a nigga getting in my you know my face tatted on him. You know I'm not going to say I'm going to hate that, I'm just only hated, you know, I'm only think I'm going to hate it if I don't even fuck with the nigga.

Speaker 1: 4:21

I think it might be just a little weird on your part, but you know, two inches on, you know that show baddie, do what you want. Could you imagine? Could you imagine like your face on somebody else, like I know people be doing like famous people all the time, and even that's a little, you know. But two inches on, two inches on, like I could, I could kind of see like, because I've seen like the portraits of like you know I'd be watching like the little tattoo shows, whatever, and it'd be like portrait. It'd be like portrait episode or anything. You know, if I say whatever, one more time, the fuck the artists be like doing portraits and shit of people, kids, damn, I could not get that shit out. Lord bless the parents that made a blossom. Anyway, like you know, I could kind of see that, like you, go get your baby face tatted on you or something, I could kind of see that I might get.

Speaker 1: 5:13

I'm not getting my kids face tatted on me. I was about to lie. I'm trying to turn the new leaf, y'all. I'm trying to stop that. You know, look at me. Aren't y'all proud to fuck? Almost like right to your ass, I'm gonna get that baby tatted on me. No, the fuck, I'm not Fuck that baby, I'm just playing. I would love any child that comes my way. Okay, I'm rambling and I got a headache, y'all. What the fuck? These lights bright and shit in here and I'm the one to cut them on. I'm complaining about the setup, like I want to make it a set the shit up, anyway, anyway.

Speaker 1: 5:47

So y'all know I woke up at the motherfucking store and you know, like I told y'all, got a new position. I've been in the position a couple of months. You know these niggas in game, your little management role. You know I hate to hear, but you know it is what it is, you know, gots to get the bag. So one of one of my duties, one of my duties of being in management is, you know, I run the jury department at the store, and so you know I got a little page that you said customer needs assistance at the jury counter. So I walked my little fine thick ass over there, you know, trying to be, you know, the best, the best manager ever. So I walk over there and it's this strange looking couple. And I'm not gonna, you know, they're just very strange looking. You know, whatever that looks like in your head, just that's who I saw.

Speaker 1: 6:36

So it's, you know, it's this guy and this woman. They're over there and they're like oh, we want to know if you can, what's the shit call if you can do our ring sizes? If you can't, can you test it? What is it called when you get your ring fitted? We got like the little hoops of Rings a little thing. Oh, can you size our fingers for rings? Right, basically, can you size our fingers for rings? Girl, I'm fucking shaking and bumbling and fucking this shit up. Bad over here. Yikes, I Should have did like a little red bull or a little mound do or something before I started this shit, or maybe that would have made me extra jittery, cuz I'm sleepy as fuck. I'm over here like saying whatever, I'm let get back to the story Anyway, sorry.

Speaker 1: 7:25

So they're like they're wanting there, wanting to know their ring size. So you know I get the little thing gal. You know what all of them for you know Different ring sizes on there, where you know we're we're trying rings. You know, and I saw you're about an eight and a half, oh, you're, you're nine and a half. You know this, this and this, and so now they're looking in the jury case. You know wanting to try on some of the rings that we have on in the case, and so you know I'm pulling out rings, they're trying them on. You know it's cool.

Speaker 1: 7:52

I like running the jury counter because you know people that come to the jury counter to me don't act up, because you know you gotta have money to come over in these jury counter. You know I'm saying like it's not, it's not giving bottom of the burrow. You know I'm saying like if you're coming over here trying to try some shit on or you're interested in the jury counter, you're most likely not gonna act up with me. You know I'm saying cuz you want your fucking jewelry, cuz you don't want me put this shit back behind the glass, do you no? So you're gonna come to me and you're gonna act the fuck right. So we're trying shit on and you know everything's going real cool, real good. And so you know the lady is looking down. You know In the glass and you know it looked like she had like a little scarf on, like a gray fuzzy scarf. Yeah, why the fuck her? Why the fuck her gray fuzzy scarf started blinking and moving. That motherfucker was blinking and moving.

Speaker 1: 8:52

Ain't never been so scared of my motherfucking life. Let me tell you One thing about it and two things. For a shit show. I don't fuck with no roles. I Don't fuck with no roles. My favorite cousin I don't know what the fuck is called a hamster, get it picked. I don't give a fuck the data she took. If the data she would take them bitches outside of the motherfucking cage. Boy, I'm out of there. I'm not sticking around for that bullshit. I'm terrified, I'm scared, I'm spooked.

Speaker 1: 9:28

This motherfucker is walking around with a fucking miracat on the back of her fucking neck Trying on motherfucking rings and shit. And the shit was pissing me off. Is the motherfuckers I level with me? Because she's bent keeping my? She's still looking down at the motherfucking ring. She's still looking down at the motherfucking jury counter. So the motherfuckers on her neck looking at me and I'm looking at it and it's moving and twitching and shit.

Speaker 1: 9:50

It just looked like the little closet. It's look like it just wanted to, you know, and jump on the niggas. Shit, I ain't have time. Like I was scared as fuck and I was trying to keep my cool and I wish I had never even noticed it Because I was, you know, working with them the whole time. It was cute, cute, cute, cool, cool, cool.

Speaker 1: 10:07

Now this little motherfucker want to walk behind, you know, walk over there with a fucking big ass bear on her fucking neck. Little stupid ass bitch. Why do people do that, bringing roads? And I don't even know what it was, because it's not like. It looks like it's too big. It look like a fucking gray ass squirrel on her shit. You know, I'm saying like it felt like it was too big To be like a hamster or a guinea pig, but it wasn't. What's that fucking long ass shit that you, you niggas, be like? And again of Fair, what is it called? The little long skinny bitches and a real furry and shit. You know bitches be having that at the day house and they be kid. You know they be put lesions and collars on them all. Fuck, like it's a little doll, it's a roll. It wasn't even one of them, because I know I know that's a little bit more common, but I know that motherfucker, when I see that motherfucker, that hole that was on the back of her neck, I ain't never seen that whole day of my life. It looked like she literally went and picked that motherfucker up from outside and say here you go, little buddy, why don't you take a little break on my neck? And she's just patting and rubbing it in shit. You're doing so good, girl. You're doing so girl. That's what she's telling.

Speaker 1: 11:25

A little ugly thing, oh, it pissed me off so bad. Oh, it pissed me off so bad. I was shook, I was scared. If you know, it don't take much to scare a nigga like me. I'm high yellow. I can't deal with all that shit. I can't deal with all that. I get scared easily. The fuck, the fuck, I'm already jumpy. I'm do no, do no bugs, I'm do no road. You know I'm saying I bet you know I fuck with my dog honey, but you know it was some time.

Speaker 1: 11:57

I be looking at her like you need to stop moving. Like the way you move. You look like a little snake. I don't like the way your body be moving. Sometime you need to slow this motherfucker down. Actually, fuck, I got a man. Bless me. Y'all, look, y'all pray for me, because that's the kind of shit I got.

Speaker 1: 12:16

Deal with working up at the Dabstow. Oh, my fuck is coming up there with motherfucking mirror cats to morning poomba and shit on the back of the fucking neck. That's disrespectful. They should have stopped. No, I'm sure you do if they give me a little motherfucking BB gun to start shooting shit. Deal with that hoe. Shot that motherfucker right up off her neck.

Speaker 1: 12:41

Could you imagine a squirrel going, flying across the motherfucking story? Bet you couldn't, bet your motherfucking, couldn't the hell. Mirror cats and shit. I couldn't believe it. Little possum in shit. That's what the fucking little like little ass possum. Let's possum slash raccoon, something furry, some bullshit Claws like that and shit. That's unnecessary. You're nasty. It look like it probably sit on the table and eat your food. You probably be feeding with the same fuck that you put in your mouth. Oh you, it's just one nasty ass hoe.

Speaker 1: 13:21

I just know she is Blast. Her father forever. She didn't know, no better. Oh, I just hope this shit not true, because I just, oh, girl, that was a lot for mother, that was a lot for me. I can't be dealing with that kind of shit. My bad bitch, I can't be around. No rose, no fun. You see how good I look. No, I look like I fucking hang out with bugs and rodents and shit that move and slither and here's. I don't have time for that. I don't deal with that kind of she.

Speaker 1: 13:58

Now, I don't know if I talked about this before on this on this podcast I feel like I have but I've seen it again, so we're gonna talk about it again. It was his girl on tic-tac. You know that tic-tac always gonna get me. You know it has me in a mean chokehold. You know I'm gonna get a lot of my topics to talk about, cuz I be trying not to talk about where everybody talk about anyway. So I Think this little tic talk about this girl.

Speaker 1: 14:24

You know she, she went and dropped her baby off At her mom's house. You know, this is what they usually do on the weekend. The baby usually goes to grandma's house on the weekend, cool, she goes back and to, you know, to pick her fucking baby up. And the mama didn't shave that damn baby head. What a fuck would you do that? Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something now. My mama would never, she would never Do that. But let me tell you something today, the day that Felicia that's my mom shaved my baby's hair, we got a mood furniture. I'm just saying I don't want to put my hands on my mom. I'm just saying I Don't want to fight her at all. But it's just certain things you just gotta, you gotta do that shit out about. It's not nothing. You know. I'm saying anything.

Speaker 1: 15:33

Get she telling the story calm and cool, collective like, and everybody in the comments talking about some. Did you not mad enough me? She showed the fuck wasn't mad enough of me. Could you imagine your baby go to your mama with a head full of her? She come back, boo ball, smooth. You know how you open up a Card in the ice cream in that first layer. That ice cream just be laying on that real smooth, real smooth, like you, like damn, I can't wait to scoop it up. You know, get that first, roll ice cream out. That's how that baby head look, and it does not matter if she looked cute ball or not, it's the principal. Why the fuck do people be doing that shit? I was so damn irritated when I saw that I said why in the head would you do that? I Know you're talking about some trust issues. We gotta go to court. Somebody's going to jail. I could, I couldn't, imagine, like what the fuck is really going on in this motherfucker.

Speaker 1: 16:44

You know we never and if they, we never talked about cutting her hair. You know, I'm saying you know Because she's saying the girl, I don't know what her culture was, but she's trying to say that you know, in their culture, like when the babies born, they usually cut their hair because, like that's considered like Unkept, like it's dirty hair. So they will usually cut the babies, like you know, that baby hair off and let their rear Real hair grow in. But she said she didn't want to cut her baby hair because when she experienced it herself and when she's seeing other people do that today kids. She said it never grew back right ever since they cut it out the first time. So she didn't want nobody to cut her babies head and she didn't plan on cutting her baby damn head off.

Speaker 1: 17:41

That Is the damn dog is barking a motherfucking 1225 in the morning going on with the fucking dog. Honey, sit your yellow ass down. You seen I'm working, trying to make this motherfucker money. I I, you know say the kids is disrespectful than a whole she Now cuz, now you, now you talking to me. You know I'm saying imagine Yo mama cut your motherfucking baby hair off and then you get back to the house with the motherfucker baby. The baby got a attitude talking crazy and shit. You already met with the mom, Now your baby tripping and shit. Now you tripping with the goddamn baby Baby.

Speaker 1: 18:34

I just be like what is we talking about? What we doing? What's up with everybody? I told y'all once before keep your motherfucking hands off them. Kids, stop stop doing shit. Don't do that. Don't be a weird ass. Hoe, that's weird. Oh shit, your mama weird for that. Talking about some is cool. She wasn't, she was she talking about. So what I'm supposed to do? Get mad with my mama, the fuck. Hell yeah, hell, yeah, you supposed to be mad with your damn mama. The hell, please don't. Please don't do that. Don't act like that Shit.

Speaker 1: 19:15

Now moving on, moving on, it's something about when comedians go on the club Shea shea show. They go on that motherfucking and shut that bitch down. J where it was cat Williams February. It was motherfucking neek. It was more fucking neat. Monique went on there and talked to a motherfucking shit on the shea shea show. I'm club shea shea, the fuck.

Speaker 1: 19:41

You know I'm saying whatever the fuck they want to say about Monique, but I fuck with Monique. Damn, I don't. I've always fucking Monique, I always on Monique and that's just is what the fucking is. And I'm standing on 10 toes behind that one. I don't give a fuck. What a whole guy to say. You understand, you understand. Let me tell you something, something that I clocked, you remember. You know. You know when the color purple, you know the code purple, just came out, it ain't been, it ain't been too much long, it ain't been that long since it came out. You know to Raji was all in the interviews and don't and don't take this wrong, cuz I love to Raji, but you know to Raji was all in the interviews and shit. You know crying, you know motherfuckers rubbing on her back trying to support and shit cuz.

Speaker 1: 20:22

She's saying that the working conditions and what she said my bad job. She's talking about some of the working conditions wasn't all that good, and you know they wasn't really giving them no good food and she had. She's been working trailers where you know they were infested. They wasn't paying her all her money, all of what she was worth, all of the money that she felt like she deserved. And you know, when I saw that, you know, and I really did hate that for her, you know, I hate that she felt like that. I hate that she felt like she wasn't getting the money that she deserved. I hated the conditions that she had to work in. I don't like that shit. You know I'm so with that, I don't fuck with that, but I'm not gonna love. When I saw that shit, I said that's the same shit Monique was talking about.

Speaker 1: 21:14

Years ago, though, and it's just so funny. You know Monique said that she years ago y'all bash Monique for the shit. Blackbark my nigga Cut made it where niggas could not work, muffers couldn't do nothing, mugs spreading rumors about it said she was hard to work with Tyler Perry. I'm this close to getting rid of my motherfucking BET. Plus it's a tape of Tyler Perry telling saying that yes, I did create a lot of rumor and say that she was hard to work with and that lie in rumor, had Monique in a drought for 12 years. To tell my son I'm used to making Approximately three million dollars a year.

Speaker 1: 22:05

Now you do the math, you do the fucking math. I said you bitches, is going crazy. Somebody all Monique 36, 36 million dollars. Where the fuck is her check at? Where is the money?

Speaker 1: 22:20

But anyway, back to the Taraji thing. You know what I'm saying and you know I felt her when she said that because I think Shay Shay asked her. It was all like do you think the way that you look is the reason why the way that you look and how you say it and who you are is the reason why people didn't pay you any attention or gave you the roughest time about what you said years ago? And Monique said fuck yeah, don't nobody wanna hear shit about from no big black woman. Don't nobody wanna hear nothing from the big fat bitch. Don't nobody wanna hear that Cause they feel like you should be grateful for the opportunity. Man. She said that. I said, motherfucker, I heard you when you said that shit boy, motherfuckers be wanting you to be grateful and appreciative of the opportunity, but it's just like no bitch. Pay me my motherfucking money. Pay her that motherfucking money. Give her her money. Don't be weird. Don't be no fucking weirdo. Clean the motherfucking trailers out.

Speaker 1: 23:29

Monique talking about some, you know, taraji said that she had worked in a trailer that was infested. Our trailers blew up. Then she puts the motherfucking videos on God damn Instagram where the trailer's blowing up. I said damn, if motherfuckers was in there, they weren't gonna be alive today. This show business shit is different. It's something about it. And so then you know I had cause, I had thought some kind of way a little bit, cause you know, you know to like I said I love Taraji and like I said I hate that she had to go through that and she felt like that. But it's just like damn, oh, motherfuckers here at Taraji Muffers wanna make it right because it's Taraji, but not because it was Monique and not because I'm high, monique, look, and that's crazy work to me. You just need to get over your fucking selves. Now.

Speaker 1: 24:33

This whole no, the whole Tyler Perry shit. She talking about some. She got a tape. She has a recording of him admitting that he lied. I wanna hear that tape. I want a motherfucker to leak that tape. You already put excuse me, you already put on Instagram the motherfucking trailers blowing up. Put that motherfucking Tyler Perry tape out. Put that bitch out. Can we get that? I don't wanna hear it when it's just me and you. I want you to put that motherfucker on the floor. Put that motherfucker on the floor. We need to hear that. We need to hear that.

Speaker 1: 25:09

And then you know, she said she said Cat Williams came on the show and he talked this shit and he said everything. The only thing that she was like, the only thing that that brother missed out is that he should have add DL to that group. And I said, damn, dl was tripping too. I think it's so unfortunate. It's like damn, we are comedians. This is supposed to be a world of group of laughter, fun shit. But apparently this shit is not funny. Boy, the money is getting funny, niggas is acting funny, everything funny except for the motherfucking. You know what I'm saying? Motherfuckers is doing a little too much, Going a little too far. Then I didn't like.

Speaker 1: 25:55

You know she talked that shit about DL. She was just all like. You know she went to go do his little radio show and you know he wasn't. He wasn't at the show, he wasn't at the radio station. So he just she, she and her husband, slash manager. You know they just kicking and hanging out with you know his peoples. And you know they play a game she's talking about. You know they got to get ready and play a game called you know, would you rather? And so money? Like yeah, I played a game. Cause she said at this point, like they could, they kicking it, they having a good old time.

Speaker 1: 26:26

She said, and before she said that she was all like do you consider? She asked, oh, I'm shitting. She said, do you consider your spouse part of your family? Now, if I had a husband, for sure that niggas, you know that's my mother fucker family. And so he was like, yeah, my wife is my family, yeah. And so she was like, okay, right. So why, would they ask me, would I rather have my husband fucked with a condom by Lee Daniels, or fucked without a condom, or fuck a bitch without a condom? And they said some girl's name, but I don't remember her name and she didn't like that, you know. And I said, okay, I can kind of see that because you know the way that she go behind her man and the way that she is, well, you know she calling them daddy and shit all over the internet, she don't give a fuck. She said that man raised her man. I get it, I respect it, whatever.

Speaker 1: 27:22

But you know I'm saying like if you, if you have somebody that you really fuck with, like Not really fuck with, but you know somebody that you share like Marriage with, like this is your part of, like this, your this, your motherfucking dog. You're not finna, let nobody disrespect them. You know I'm saying, and you and of course, like people be trying to make it seem like Comedians that you know y'all supposed to make everything funny and this, this and this, but some shit Just be too much. You know I'm saying like you're going to look too far. You know I kind of feel like you know she, she was, she didn't work, she didn't really fuck with that. I ain't even she ain't fuck with that. So, like I, like I said so.

Speaker 1: 27:58

Then she gets on the phone with DL, was I like you know? You know they asked me if I want to play this game, would you? Would you? You know, would you rather? And they asked me this, this and this. And she said the deal was on the phone talking about some yes, so that's how we joke, that's how we play. And so Monique was mad with that. She said you know, we don't play like that. If we we supposed to be family, it's supposed to be some honor in the family and I guess I respect that. But my problem with DL Even if it didn't happen like that or that, wasn't the story, or this, this, and that it was what he got on Insta, on Instagram, and got the pop in his shit. It was just a little too. It was a little too much yip yap being for me. You know, I'm saying you couldn't even.

Speaker 1: 28:49

I Just kind of feel like if you had a problem with what she said, just address what she said, the first thing I promise you, the first thing that he said, and I mean, and then and then another thing that I don't like what me, what men do sometimes is when they have unnecessary like energy and Anger towards women, when they're speaking Like calm all that shit down, little bitch, come on, because I'd be trying not to be disrespectful to the kings. It's black history month. Okay, I'm trying to be respectful. You know something? I just something about a man having some kind of like real, real aggressive energy towards the women that I just can't fuck with. I don't like that shit. You need to Bring that shit down, little hoe. You know I'm saying come on, put your little bill looking ass, bring that shit down. And so the first thing you know, he get the pop in his shit.

Speaker 1: 29:39

The first thing he motherfucking say is you're doing a hundred fucking squads in the Jimmy, you haven't lost anyway. How? How the fuck are you working out and you still haven't lost weight? Now You's a motherfucking lie. Now you was a user. Motherfucking lie.

Speaker 1: 29:52

Monique, don't look. Monique, don't even look the same. She look damn good. Don't fucking do that. You know I'm saying like motherfuckers couldn't even say shit about what the fuck she had going on it. Motherfucking still going for the way. Shit like she. Like she's still 300, 400 pounds Money. Look the fuck good. She don't look like how she looked when she was on the motherfucking parkers. Now she was big as hell on the parkers and I can say that because this is what the fuck it was. One big back to another big Back. We know what big look like Now she looks damn good. And so you know, he said all of that and then he was all like that never fucking happened. You're a fucking liar. Oh, he was just giving real pitbull puppy-ish. I didn't fuck with that, I'm just.

Speaker 1: 30:39

I just really hope, you know, the comedy girlies get that shit together, cuz I'm like, oh yeah, it's like a whole bunch of little bitches, yikes, it's, it's very. I can't wait till I really get up in this shit to really see what the fuck is like, because I'm we already seeing it now. You know, everybody said that it's real clicky and I can kind of see that. I'm gonna see that, cuz I kind of get that vibe. Here in St Louis they're gonna fucking comedies are like I mean not comedies, but the comedians are a little clicky. But I said you know what? I'm not gonna do that because I'd be around. But I don't be around like that to even make that, you know, assumption. You know they little Jewish man.

Speaker 1: 31:18

So I said you know where, I'll just go back and try to, you know, try to stand up soon. You know, see what it's like, but it's just like damn, and everybody is good and they're all right. Everybody's just good. I just don't understand why everybody just don't get the fuck up on the stage, tell a jokes, applaud everybody, shake everybody's hand. You did a good job and keep it the fuck pushing. Everybody gets.

Speaker 1: 31:42

It's real envious, it's real jealousy in this bitch. It's just like it's a lot, it's a lot of Lot of slithery, snake, weird shit. I Just don't like you and I hope them hoes get well soon, because you know it's nothing like having a badass cold. Now, shit, there's we. We's gonna wrap this motherfucker on up now. I think that's a goddamn. No, what y'all think. I Don't have nothing else for you, so it's gonna have to be it. I'm telling you I don't know what you want. I don't want. I don't know what you want me to tell you. Yeah, I definitely don't even know what I'm finished about the world. What's the fuck? What the fuck? What's the shit?

Speaker 1: 32:25

What's my little segment with the song of the week, the wise words? Why do I forget my own stuff, like it's 1240, do it. It's well for me in the morning. Okay, wise words. What I've been listening to, what I've been listening to, it's a little song I've been listening to. I feel like she. I don't know, I can't put.

Speaker 1: 32:46

That song is black history, but I Was gonna do. I would go do this white already. I fuck with this song. It's an older song too, but I can't. I can't even think of nothing. I've been listening to what the fuck I be vibing out to. We gonna do it. We gotta do a niggie song or something, cuz I happy no, no, I did pink birthday before. That's the song. What?

Speaker 1: 33:13

Whatever the song of the week is, whatever the fuck y'all have been listening to the fuck. I don't know. I don't fucking know. I don't have one. I don't have it. I did my whole little podcast template and forgot to pick a damn song for the week. Oh shit, I don't know. I Don't know what you want from me. I don't know what you want from me. I Look good, though. I ate this down like way. How about a little nigga like this? I'm just mad. I had no little niggie brother singles for going to bed. Lonely as hell, big, cold as hell. I'm just playing. Let me not be such a man. Let's get the fuck off here. Rambling, rambling, okay. I Want to thank you guys for listening.

Speaker 1: 33:59

I want to thank you guys for Watching for those that are listening, please make sure that you rate the podcast and leave a review. Please, if you're able to. If you're watching, please make sure that you like, comment and subscribe and click the notification bell. Y'all, we need to get some subscribers. So if you like to watch this on YouTube, please make sure that y'all send this in a group chat. You know y'all could send me in a group chat. Please, what I have I told y'all, do not gate. Keep me.

Speaker 1: 34:26

This is not the thing that you keep to yourself. This is what you share to your friends. You share this to your friends and your family. But this is your favorite cousin group chat. All of you know when it stays giving the I take that walk, all the niggies that you take a walk with, send this to them. Send this to them. They would love this. They would love this.

Speaker 1: 34:48

Okay and so, yeah, if you're listening, I mean, if y'all watching, let's drop, let's. Let's something that we comment, cuz I don't mean commenting up. Can y'all comment? I know y'all be watching it. I see the views. Comment your favorite comedian, do it now, do it right now. Comment your favorite comedian and it better be me. The fuck, I'm just playing it. Don't have to be me, but comment y'all favorite comedian for real and let's get the 200 subscribers. We've been in like 122 for like a while now. Come on y'all, we's the crew. We have a family like a giant tree running back. That's the song of the week. Motherfucking, I Don't fuck with. I'm about to say cover girl. That's dream girls. I'm going to be a nigga, all right y'all. I want to thank y'all for watching, I want to thank y'all for listening and I'm just trying to change the. What I'm trying to change? I'm just trying to change the world. One joke at a time. Salute, peace out.