EP 54: VICTOR YOU REALLY DID THIS

Hey, baby Jokers! Ever wondered what it feels like when Cupid hits the bullseye? Buckle up as I take you on a whirlwind recount of a Valentine's Day that was nothing short of a fairytale. Picture this: a room dripping with rose petals, a massage that melted away the world, and a dinner that had me wondering if I'd waltzed into a romance novel. As I basked in the love and effort my man poured into the day, I realized this wasn't just about us—it was a universal reminder to lavish that care on ourselves and the ones we adore. So, grab your favorite snack and let's toast to the lengths we go for love, because, darling, you deserve to feel like royalty too.

Life's little moments can be unexpectedly delicious, don't you think? Imagine me, minding my own business at work, bamboozled by a customer who was as interested in my freckles as the glassware he came to buy. What began as a quest for bowls and spoons turned into a delightful dance of flattery and confusion. I'm dishing out the whole enchanting tale, and trust me, it's a cocktail of emotions you won't want to miss. February also brings a salute to Black History Month, and I'm here to celebrate black love in all its glory. So let's chat about finding joy, interpreting compliments, and living our best lives without chasing that ever-elusive clout.

Now, lean in as I spill the tea on dating across age gaps. Why should a number define the connection? Well, I've got my limits, and I'm not shy about it—a ten-year difference is where I draw my line in the love sand. But enough about the numbers game; let's switch beats to the rhythm that's been fueling my soul. NBA YoungBoy dropped a single that's been on loop in my world, and I'm breaking down the lyricism and creativity that's got me hooked. Whether it's love, laughter, or life's unexpected curveballs, I'm serving it all with a side of sass. Remember, we're in this together—one joke and one podcast episode at a time.

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Transcript

Speaker 1: 0:07

Come back to another episode of my life is a joke. And I'm your host fee. What's up, baby Joker's? We made it another week, so excited to be here. I'm so glad you guys have made it to listen to the podcast episode Y'all. I have so much to tell you. Let's get into it.

Speaker 1: 0:30

I just hope that everybody had a beautiful Valentine's Day. I hope everybody had a good love day, that they felt the love. If you haven't been feeling it, if you didn't have a little boo, I'm sorry. I hope that you did something for yourself, because even if nobody did it for you, you supposed to do it for yourself. Baby Gotta, do stuff for yourself. You and your little friends should have just got out. I'm saying, you and your homegirls, you and your homeboys, get out, say but anyway. So I've been keeping a bit of a secret score. Anyway, now for real, though, I've been seeing somebody you know saying like she does have, like a little man or whatever, and I am over the moon about it. Okay so, because I'm gonna tell you about my Valentine's Day plans because, babe, he ate his tail, and I mean that in the dirtiest way possible. Anyway, with that being said, let's get into it. Okay so of course I'm gonna put the pictures up too, because, baby, if this is one of them episodes, like for the listeners, I just really I'm gonna describe everything as best as I can, but just come and watch it on YouTube, baby, and watch and see what that man had did for me. And if he did it for me, he did it for you. Now, don't play it, don't play this, my man. I don't fuck around. Like you know, I love the baby joke because I fuck with y'all, damn, but please don't play me and my man. Thank you.

Speaker 1: 2:14

Anyway, anyway, let's get into the look before we start. You know, I'm giving silk pajamas, I'm giving TLC right now. It's not silk, it's corduroy, I think, but it's giving pink and I did my makeup today. I think it's gonna be my new thing that I get up here and do my makeup, because it makes me feel good. I think it's like real. I look real put together. I did my hair, you know, gel the edges back, put a little mousse on my shit, got rid of the flyaways. You know, like I'm giving face, I'm giving the baddest bitch per fucking usual. You know, before we really get into it. Hoes, really not fucking with me. You know what I'm saying. You ever just felt like that, like hoes and niggas. You niggas is not fucking with me. Like I'm really that niggie, the fuck, I'm top tier. Step your pussy game up, guys. I don't mean to tell you. I mean I'm gonna tell you.

Speaker 1: 3:12

Anyway, back to my little roommate to get away with my man, anyway. So he booked us a little room Girl, yes, decorated the room rose petals this shit, motherfuckers, making hearts out of out of the little petals on the big girl. Like room, romantic. Like I said you did this, like that was the vibe, like I was so excited, like I never had nothing like that a day of my life. And he booked us like this, like couple massage.

Speaker 1: 3:48

And let me tell you I don't know if I ever told you all about that time I got a massage. It felt like I got beat the fuck up. But this second time around they did. They think you know what I'm saying. It wasn't too rough because I got telling people liked, because I had asked for medium pressure last time is light pressure, because you know I'm like skin. I bruise easy. My skin soft. You gotta rip it soft. You can't, you can't be rough with me. Okay, take your time, nigga, take your time. So you know I'm rubbing us down. We hold hands and shit where motherfuckers you know is rubbing us down, like getting our massages and shit.

Speaker 1: 4:25

And so he had me wait. He told me to like hold on for a second, you know, like get like give me a look. You know they had like good glasses of champagne down there. So he was like you wait here. And I got a surprise in the room and then you come up and buy a couple of minutes. I'm like okay, like I said what else is this nigga got? You know, I'm sad. Like he already decorated the motherfucking room and so he calls me. Tell me to come up there. I get up there. I get up there. Why is it a makeup party sitting there, a dress on a be and this nigga me a heart necklace. This is my manner away.

Speaker 1: 5:09

This man is this man and picked out an outfit for me to wear, then paid the motherfucking M? U way to come, beat my motherfucking face to take me out to dinner. I said, wow, this, this is what I'm talking about. See, this is a definite. This is the true definition. If, if he wanted to, he would you understand if that nigga want to do that shit. He gonna do that shit. You don't gotta ask that. You don't really have to ask they need to do that shit. He gonna do that shit if he fuck with you him. So then you know, well, I end up getting ready the makeup artist.

Speaker 1: 5:49

They might make up in everything. They might hear you like real, real cute. I'm still rocking the mini twiz, but you know I did it. I put in a little cute little up. Dude, you know I'm saying he had gay and he ain't got me a little dressed the way and I have some heels and he's like we're gonna go out to eat and I was like where we going, say it's a surprise, this nigga is full of fucking surprises y'all.

Speaker 1: 6:11

So are my life, this nigga on my soul? This nigga is full of surprises. This nigga pull up to know boo, I say now you know you can't act like you ain't ever been over. You know I ain't ever been away. So I'm like I'm like you ain't like, you really like me, like you want to eat my cookie. Then I wait like okay. So we, you know we got a number. We have a great time y'all, we have a great time. We're not gonna get into these other way end up happening for the rest of the night. I'm sure we're grown. Here you guys can put two and two together like it just was a good time and I love my man. Like it feels so good to be, you know, appreciated. You know I'm saying like just really feel the love and the energy, like the motherfucker really fuck with you. I just really enjoyed that. I'm fucking bullshit. I need to do a goddamn thing of Valentine's Day.

Speaker 1: 7:05

I took a motherfucking nap on the couch and and tried to get honey not to lick me in my motherfucking mouth because we was face to face. I made that up a lot. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm fucking sorry. I, I don't know, I don't. I told you, I told you I can't be fucking trusted. They go. What was that believable? Did you believe me? Did you think like that, that all of that stuff happened? Like I just made it up? I fucking made it up. None of that shit happened. I was dead sitting in my living room watching the Braxton's family values and went to fuck to sleep and I had to turn my back to my dog because she kept trying to lick me in the mouth with a little freaky ass. I told I'm not into that shit. But she don't fucking listen nasty. I told I don't, I don't do that. She a freak dog.

Speaker 1: 8:02

The baby took is like girl. What the fuck is you on? A whole lot of bullshit, a whole lot of, a whole lot of, a whole lot of, a whole lot of a whole lot of bullshit, bullshit, whole lot of bullshit, bullshit. That just is what it is. But you know but? But that's actually did happen. This is the real.

Speaker 1: 8:23

When my friend nation listened to this, she gonna be like bitch. That shit is a. That motherfucking is a liar tween. You already fucking know where have you been. You know I be fucking lying. Sometime, bro, I gotta get this rid up off me.

Speaker 1: 8:37

But y'all, I end up going out with my friend nation. She, she took me out to our favorite little Mexican restaurant. This actually did happen. We had Michael readers. We key, key. It was a nice time. This was before valet time.

Speaker 1: 8:49

They saw, on the day of Valentine's Day, that's when I took that nap on that couch, me and my couch. We've been going together real bad. You know I'm saying like sometimes I don't even want to get in the bed, I just get up on that full time and I do what it do you know? I mean you watch. I've been getting busy on the couch. So yeah, that was pretty much my valet times day. I hope that everybody enjoyed their valet times day and that you know, y'all was, y'all was partying or y'all was doing, y'all or y'all was just comfortable.

Speaker 1: 9:18

Whatever happened that day, whether whether y'all celebrated or y'all, or y'all didn't or not, it was my cousin birthday. Shout out to my cousin Jackie, I love you, baby. And it was my last tech birthday. Shout out to Lee I fucking love you. It is what it is big. I fuck with you.

Speaker 1: 9:35

So, yeah, it's a lot of queries. It's a lot of queries is around. I don't know. I love little queries is, but y'all do not know what y'all want to do. Y'all are so undecided. Is it undecided or undecided? Y'all can't make y'all fucking mind up. Don't do me. You know I'm dyslexic.

Speaker 1: 9:50

So, anyway, is this messy? Is this messy? And I asked y'all this on my Instagram. So I want to know. I want to know what y'all think it's gonna. It's a poll currently up on my Instagram and I want y'all to. When y'all get done, go to my life is a joke podcast. Instagram in vote. Am I messy? Am I the drama? Okay?

Speaker 1: 10:14

So I was on tiktok. You know I stay there, you know I live on tiktok now and it's this, it's this dude that I used to talk to and I seen that he posted like that he got married. And when I my first initial like thought, when I seen it, when I sent the shit was oh my god, congratulations. You know I'm saying like and like. I typed it and I commented on the video oh my goodness, like congratulations. And then I thought about it and I said, damn, was that messy? Because I really was coming from a genuine place in my heart. I promise you it would know ill will in my heart. I was not. You know, I'm not one of them.

Speaker 1: 10:56

Grimy ass, nigga, even though I just lied to y'all for like 10 minutes straight. That's called acting. That's, I'm in my acting bag, I'm in my acting era. Nigga, don't hold that against me. Forgive me because I forgive you. I love you, but am I messy for that? Because I really I really couldn't tell like. I asked a couple of my friends and they were like no, I don't think they make you messy, but I know some people might feel some kind of way about it. And then I was like I start the second guess and I'm like, damn, maybe I shouldn't sit there.

Speaker 1: 11:26

Then I went on my tiktok and see that he filled my profile. I'm like, damn, hold on, buddy, you got to be faithful. I don't want you, I want you to be with that one man, I want you to be with that woman. He don't fuck with me like that. Anyway, we was just, and the thing was, when we was talking it was really like like I thought he was cute and for sure he fought with me. He thought you know, you're not the motherfucking that I was fine too, like way, like, look at me, period. So I'm just like you know we're fucking with each other. But you know it was like niggas met on tiktok. How serious is it? You know we had a couple of face time cards but it was never nothing like. It was never nothing like serious as hell.

Speaker 1: 12:07

So yeah, I just wanted to make sure I wasn't the messy Bob, you know, because I'd be trying you know I really be trying a little hosting life. That might be a little contradicting, but y'all gotta let that hurt go. Y'all got to let that hurt go. I told y'all me my acting bad, but I'm just like. You know I was like damn like it. You know it kind of fucked me up for a little bit cuz I said damn Like I don't want motherfuckers be like, oh, who's that the cop being on your pigeon? You know motherfuckers gotta explain shit. You know, now I'm too, I'm thinking too. I'm probably thinking too much about it. That ain't even under my business. I just was really for no, for real. Y'all like real life baby Joke is, I realized, was like happy for that nigga.

Speaker 1: 12:42

You know I'm saying like Shout out to that brother and that sister, it's black history man. I can't hate on black love right now, the fuck, not right, and not even right now. I don't do that shit, not ever. They look happy and shit. I was like I was genuinely happy and I said damn, I hope they don't make me aware this bitch, cuz I'm really not trying to be aware.

Speaker 1: 13:03

Though you know I'm saying that y'all got a song called where the house and I don't want to be one of them he said you be seconded for cloud. I think he said that on this song I won't be doing it. I Don't be doing it. Why would he say that you wouldn't talk about me. He won't talk about me. But yeah, like, I just wanted to know, like go follow my Instagram if Is that messy or not? Cuz I don't, I don't think so, but you know, I also could be wrong, cuz I've been wrong before. So look, now this actually did happen.

Speaker 1: 13:45

So this week I was at work and Sometimes I do stuff to spike shit up in my life, and it does in the things that I do. It doesn't necessarily make sense, it's just, you know, I just be doing shit. You know I'm saying cuz little. What's the name of the podcast? My life is a fucking joke, okay. Okay, I just like to sometimes shit get a little boring in my life. I'm like, or I need some little action. You know I'll mix some shit up, I'll stir some shit up, but you know not to like not on some weird shit, but just, you know I'll just shake some shit up.

Speaker 1: 14:19

So I was at work the other day and this guy you know cuz, you know, you know niggas work up at this, though and this guy had rolled up on me, you know, and a mother, and a mother of those, you know, motorized carts that you, you know, put your groceries and shit in. He asked me, like, where's the glass bowls? And so you know I got them. You know I showed him where the glass bowls was and everything. And you know, like you know, just helping out. You know just helping the customer, cuz I have great customer service. You know I love to. I'm not gonna even say that that Moving on, cuz I was gonna, I'm gonna sell you. I was gonna say I provide good customer service, moving on anyway.

Speaker 1: 15:03

So, with that being said, you know I'm gonna show them where the glass bowls was. That because that's what he was looking for. And he was like, can you hear me one of them spoons out there? You know I give him, you know, cuz he's sitting in a cart, so I just, like you know, I'll go ahead and get the spoon for him. And so while I'm, like you know, showing him like the different glass bowls and stuff, he compliments me and says, oh my gosh, like your freckles are. So they're like you have really cute freckles, like you really have nice freckles, like they're adorable. And he probably complimented me like three times about it and I said, oh, thank you, thank you, and this is the thing about me. It's so crazy. I never really know when people like me because Because him complimenting me about my freckles on the gang, I thought the man was a guy, thought he was a gay man and let me, let me paint the seat, let me pay to see he was a.

Speaker 1: 15:59

He's an older black man, big like he's. He's like I don't know how tall he was, cuz he was in that car, but for sure he's taller than me. I'm five, eight and he wasn't like no fat guy, he was like a big buff guy and he was older and he had, like you know, nice little watch on, like nice little like silver chain bracelet on and you know, like his clothes was in need. You know, it's Like he looked nice like, very like, like he kept up with himself and not to say that if a man keeps over Themself and the parents, that that makes him gay. No, but when you compliment me on my freckles, that's a very specific calm, you know compliment and I'm just like, okay, like you know I'm, I Said thank you and so you know, at the end of you know, after I get done helping them with everything you know, I asked myself Do you need help with anything else this man says I need help with a lot of things.

Speaker 1: 17:01

I said what the hell you did? I'm like, what the hell you hit? What the fuck you? What else do you need? Like what's going on? It's almost. I just want to let you know. They're like you're really, really beautiful and you know I was just I would love if you could, you know, cuz I need a lot of help. I need a lot of help. I said you do, and I'm like you know I appreciate a compliment. I'm not never gonna turn on compliment down, I'm always appreciative.

Speaker 1: 17:25

I say thank you, cuz niggas, niggas be killing niggas. You know niggas be killing bitches if you, you say the wrong shit to him. So I'm trying to talk cute to a nigga, cuz I don't have time to be dead and shit For real. You know I'm not. You tell nigga no, they ready to lay your ass out. What now? Hey, I'm not here now.

Speaker 1: 17:44

Anyway, back to the story. And so this man, this man, is starting to flirt with me and I'm, like you know, I'm entertaining it Because like, like I said, I do certain shit in my life just to like spice this shit up. You know I'm saying hmm, and so he was. I like you should. You should put my number in your phone. I said I should. He's like yeah, you know. So, like you know, so you know I can call you sometimes so I can hear something soft before I go to sleep.

Speaker 1: 18:17

I said you want her something. So I was like, yeah, I want her. No nigga voice before I go to sleep. I was how. The last thing I want to do is your bitch was on the phone before I go. Sometimes I talk to my. I'm just playing, but you know what I'm saying. Like I get it sounds like you know. I'm like, okay, cool.

Speaker 1: 18:38

And then what does the fuck he say? Um, what the fuck that man. See, that is the truth. I promise you cuz you know, you don't you, that when I was lying, that shit Was just flowing out. When the truth comes, you know you got to remember certain shit, because this shit actually, yeah, like bitch, we don't trust a goddamn thing. Y'all ask me fucking scene. Come on, bro, back to the story anyway.

Speaker 1: 19:02

So he was all like, yeah, you should put your number, you should let you know, put my number in your phone, so you know we could. You know I could call you and we maybe we can go out and because I still be having fun. And I said, well, well, how old are you? He's like I'm probably old enough to be your uncle. I said, well, yo ass, probably is. But how old are you? Because you that wasn't no answer to my question. He said he said I'm 41. I said okay, and you know, for 41 he looked at good, you know, he looked good for 41, you know, beautiful chocolate skin, like you know, like he it was very much so giving grown man, it was very much so giving older man. So, I'm okay.

Speaker 1: 19:46

He was like yeah, you know I was like so what do you like to do for fun? He was like oh, I love to go to the movies. I like to go out hanging out with my friends this, this and this. Sometimes I like to go on rides. So in my mind, when I heard him say that he like to go on rides, I'm like oh, like you have a motorcycle or something. He's like no, like I just like to. You know, just get in the car and just ride around and you know, listen to music, like stuff like that. I said okay, he was like but I also got a drop top convertible, I can come pick you up in.

Speaker 1: 20:15

And it was so funny when he said that shit because it was just I like what is this like? Not to say that drop top convertibles is up? You know a thing of the past. But it's like he's an older man trying to give my attention and he gave like what am I trying to say? It gave like 90s, like R&B movie or some shit, like it didn't feel really gave scripted. You know I'm saying like nigga, you really saying this shit to me, like you're gonna come pick me up in your drop top convertible. Is it read too Cuz? Like, is it a rag top? Is it red? Like like you know, I'm saying my folks coming to pick you up in the drop top Provideable. I'm like and I just thought it was funny that he was saying it.

Speaker 1: 21:00

So I was like okay, so I end up giving you know. I never, like you know, putting his number in my phone, not text them. And like you know, let me know it was me. Okay, cool, whatever. And he was out like um, what time you get off work? I said I get off work at 10, excuse me. He was like okay, well, I'm away a little bit. I'm calling you tonight, it's okay, cool, I get home, they can't call me. So I say, well, shit, I ain't really too much worried about I'm feeling a bit so like sometime in the middle of the night he takes me and he was, I end up. I find he was like I eventually end up dozing off, but I'll call you.

Speaker 1: 21:36

In the morning I said, okay, I didn't respond to his message, so I'm cuz, I'm thinking like when I wake up in the morning they just gone call. I didn't respond to his message, so he didn't end up calling, I guess. So I didn't talk to him that morning. So I was back at work and I was having like a real bad day at work and I just had wanted to complain to somebody. That's all it was. You know, I just wanted to complain.

Speaker 1: 22:00

So I text him and I said hey. And so instantly when I text him, he, um, he calls me and so I'm asked you know, I answered the phone and he was like hey. And I was like hey, how you doing? You know we're talking or whatever, and like he's really Trying his hardest to like woo me. And that's something that I've noticed with like older men. When you try to talk to them Like they're, they're very much so. Like I want you to be my woman, I want to love on you Like I'm, like I really I'm ready for you to be my wife. Like they started inserting you Into their lives and like y'all doing shit, and I'm not like talking like like sick, we like being married, like shit like that, or going on tricks like shit like that, like that's what they be talking about, so that's what he on the phone doing. Like you know, I would love. You know, you know, you know he trying to say she's I'm just trying to make you smile, I'm just trying to make you laugh, you know, make you feel better, cuz you said you was having a not a good, so I'm not having a good day, this, this and that, and you know, but he was doing that so much like he really was landing on thick and I'm like damn, like the nigga trying to woo me so bad.

Speaker 1: 23:13

Like I just wouldn't have a regular as conversation with the nigga. Like let's talk about some regular shit. You know, I'm saying, like what you do today, like when you working, like what you know, let's talk about some other shit. Like I don't want to constantly talk about. You Wanted to be with me, one to be in love with me. I don't want to talk about this shit all day long because I, if I didn't want to talk to your ass, if I didn't want to entertain this shit, I wouldn't never Gave put your number, my phone texture, I would never did none of this shit. I wouldn't even let you give me your number. I Wouldn't even did it because I would have been like, nah, I really don't get my. You know, I'm saying like you know, I just wouldn't. It did all it. You got my attention Cuz, like I said, I like to spice shit up sometimes. So I'm like okay, um, so you know, I ended up changing the subject.

Speaker 1: 24:00

So I asked him. I said what's your sign? I Don't know why niggas get so fucking mad or irritated or annoyed when you ask this fucking question. Like, look, nigga, I'm not the motherfucker that's reading the stores and doing all of this other shit. I just want to know what it is. And once I ask you what it is, i'ma leave it alone. I'm not finna, go back and forth with you about your son. I'm not doing all of that. I'm just asking you a basic question because I want to know more about you. That's it, cuz after I got done answering, asking what's his sign, all he had to do was answer that shit. And then I probably gonna ask him something else and we was gonna have another conversation about something else.

Speaker 1: 24:38

I asked this man, is he's like I want my Sagittarius? I saw I loved that for you, and then I was gonna move on. And so then he was like, well, you know, that's not really christian, lee, and you know, as a godly man, you know that really goes against what you know, goes against the Bible and God. And you know that I Kind of feels like I kind of feel like, you know, the zodiac signs don't have nothing to do with like relationships and this, this and that.

Speaker 1: 25:08

And Then niggas started trying to give me a fucking lesson and one thing about it, and two things for sure. I'm a student always, but I didn't ask for that. You know I'm saying now we kind of gave like I'm talking to my daddy on the phone, like you know. I'm saying like you, you trying to teach a nigga son, and I ain't asked you to teach me a goddamn thing, I'm just trying to have a conversation with your ass. You know I'm saying and my thing is I my bad, y'all, it took me difficulties.

Speaker 1: 25:42

They be saying, like you know, always read the Bible and you know, learn it for yourself, learn the words yourself, this, this and that. So I don't take things that people say about the Bible or about God Like not that I don't take it seriously, I just don't. I haven't got to that part of the Bible yet. I ain't got to that chapter yet when they say don't do this, it's they don't do that I ain't got to. But once I get there, then okay and I like to learn and do my own research about other things. But, like I said, I never asked you about, I just asked you what your son was. We were gonna leave it. I promise you I was gonna leave it. Be right where it was there.

Speaker 1: 26:22

So after he, like you know, gave me this whole lecture about like the fucking Zodiacs and how you know it's not right and it's not christianly, and this, this and that, I'm like I'm kind of over the conversation now, like I'm kind of over it, like I'm over it. So now, like we moving on, the nigga is steady trying to like, trying to womb me, you're still trying to womb me, still trying to talk about us being together, this, this, and that I'm like his name was Cameron. I said, cameron, bro, I'm already on the phone, bro, you ain't got to do all that. You do not have to do all that, let's talk about something else. And so, like we ended up talking about small talk, like we did some more small talk I was not even there alone, cause I was less than 20 minutes, it was actually like 18 minutes and but you know, after that point of the conversation, I kind of was over Cameron, cause, you know, I was like okay, like I kind of feel like you're overdoing it, babe, like it was never even that serious, like you know, but to each his own, like I, I respect how you feel, but I didn't ever ask for that. You know what I mean. And then, like, like I said, I was never really going to take Cameron serious, because me talking to Cameron kind of goes against my, my, my personal beliefs.

Speaker 1: 27:36

Okay, I don't feel like 20, anything should be talking to 40, anything like 40, nothing. Like there is no way. Like I really don't believe in age gap relationships because I feel like they're only transactional. Like what, what is it that I can gain from being with you. You're probably cause you're very like, cause you know.

Speaker 1: 27:57

He ended up telling me what he did. He had money or an everything. So I'm like okay, you're financially stable, you can pay my bills. So in return, what am I giving you? Pussy? You want some young cat? That's what it is You're. You're trying to paint it and wrap it up as it's love, like you're a wife. No, nigga, you want to fuck me, bro. That's what it is. That's what it is. That's why I don't believe in those kinds of relationships, because they're strictly transactional.

Speaker 1: 28:28

Now, if that's what you choose to do, that's that's your business. But that's not nothing that I would do. I would never be with somebody older like that. I think the max I'll go is 10, and even still, that's kind of pushing me. So I'm just like I'm kind of good on you, buddy. I'm kind of good on you, buddy. So, yeah, like I was never, but like that's what I'm saying, I'd be just doing shit, and I'm like I had new like.

Speaker 1: 28:54

You know how men say. Men say like, oh, I knew that that was going to be the person I was going to be with. Like she was the one, this, this and this, bro. Women know the same fucking thing, bro. Like I knew that, well, we weren't going to be doing. I knew that, well, you weren't going to come pick me up in the drop talk of her to a bitch. I wasn't going to get in there. I had already knew I'm not going. I'm not going, I just be like an aspect of my shit up content. I'm a content girlie, that's just what it is. But I've been doing this shit before. I was even doing a podcast and everything I would just do like little random shit, and so that was the little random thing that I did this space my week. Talk to her for your man, and that was it Okay, and so moving on y'all.

Speaker 1: 29:45

I don't know what is going on, but young boy dropped a single and when I tell you, this motherfucker go, this motherfucker got crack in it. This is the only song I've been listening to every day for a couple of days in a row, like when I listen. I think I told you that when I listen to music on repeat. That's just what it is One song all day long. I'm only listening one song for hours at a time and I don't mind. I love it, just that much.

Speaker 1: 30:21

The motherfucking song be next to be next to Reaper. Oh my God, young boy puts his pussy in it. Let me start playing with Kendrick. He'll fight me for that. You know he's a real dangerous guy.

Speaker 1: 30:36

Anyway, I wrote his lyrics down because you know I'm back. You know I tried to be like a little R&B girlie. I try to listen to the sad rap. You know what I'm saying. I feel the right way, don't get me wrong. I'm tired. I'm tired. I'm tired to be on my motherfucking fillers. It's time to turn this shit up back to the motherfucking murder music. Okay, that's what I fuck with, you know.

Speaker 1: 30:56

And so when he came out with this song be next to Reaper I said I got to make this the wise words of the week, the song of the motherfucking week. But I'm going to go ahead and read a couple of these lyrics, because I said damn, why me? But you be going hard on the niggas. He said I met your motherfucking back door trying to hit at your throat like these hollows or razors. Oh my God, control. I loved it. Then he said fuck all these niggas. I'm ready to kill him. I promise nobody can save him. Life of a villain. I'm ready, let's get it, let's do it. I'm coming to slay him. Control my dog. Where you been? Boy, boy, boy. Then he said they talking that shit. I'm not. He was like what he saying, no, I'm just legs. And now give me a second. They just be talking that shit, but I'm having my way in this bitch like a player. I love you. He's so creative.

Speaker 1: 32:02

Anyway, this episode is probably going to be a little choppy because the audio has stopped. The camera has stopped. I don't know what's going on, but we pushed through. We got through. We got a 30 plus minute episode. I'm proud of us. Okay, let's go ahead. Let's wrap it up for the camera, in for the camera. Okay, I want to thank y'all for listening. If y'all are on listening platforms, please make sure that you rate the podcast and leave a review. If you're watching, please make sure that you like, comment and subscribe and click the notification bell. Make sure y'all comment. Comment which idea for Valentine's Day? Comment. If y'all slept on the couch and almost had your dog lick y'all in the mouth. Period. Make sure that y'all share me, share the share the podcast, group chat. Three or more. Three or more, three or more. All right, y'all, and I appreciate y'all. I want to thank y'all for listening, I want to thank y'all for watching and I'm just trying to change the world one joke at a time. Salute, peace out, bye.