My Life Is A Joke Podcast
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My Life Is A Joke Podcast
EP 50: Viral Shenanigans and Nostalgic TV Bliss
Celebrating milestones is sweet, but hitting the 50th episode feels like we've just won the podcast lottery, baby Jokers! It's time to pop the confetti because we're diving—err, strutting—right into gratitude, hair nightmares turned lessons, and the secret ingredient to authentic connections that have kept you all hooked. Reflect with me on mini twists that taught me more about myself than any self-help book could, and why keeping it real trumps trying to be perfect when procrastination sneaks up on us.
Switch gears with me to the land of laugh-out-loud TV classics, personal celebrity reflections, and the jaw-dropping antics of the youth. If you've ever found yourself belly-laughing to "Living Single" or "The Bernie Mac Show," you're in good company. We'll chat about Halle Bailey's spotlight moments and the wild world of viral TikTok hits. And hold onto your wallets as we recount the tale of a kiddo's $8,000 makeup haul on mom's dime—sure to have you considering the merits of a time machine back to the days of old-school parenting.
Now, let's lace up our gloves for a ringside seat to the unbridled drama of "Baddies on Zeus" and "Central Baddies," because who knew swim caps could double as fight gear? I'm breaking down the raw energy that keeps us glued to our screens and the reasons why I'd rather keep my wigs secure than tussle with these fierce fighters. So, grab your headphones, and let's keep the chuckles coming—it's our golden episode, and we're making it one for the history books.
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Welcome back to another episode of my life is a joke and I'm your host, fee. What's going on, baby Joker's? What's going on? I hope everyone is well, it is episode 50, bitch. We made it, we fucking made it. And let me tell you I really did Y'all. I actually did sit down to record episode last week but that motherfucker will only 18 minutes and I said I can't do that to them. I can't do them. It's either it's always 25 or better Okay around here, because I know I got a couple of episodes. I feel like they're like the 22, 23 market, next childish. I'm aware, yeah, but what the fuck I was going to say, yeah, so episode 50 real, real, appreciative, real glad that we're here, like if y'all have listened from episode one, if y'all have watched since episode one.
Speaker 1:I fought with you, even if you just jumped in and just started listening, I don't care, I fuck with you because y'all, y'all, y'all are the real ones. You know what I'm saying. I fuck with the baby Joe because I love y'all. I really do. You know, I, sometimes I really I have to work on myself. Real bad, because like I be so sad, I'm sorry. You know, I'm saying like I procrastinated this episode this whole week. I'm like, damn, we're going to like episode 50. Yeah, real exciting. But it's just like, damn, episode 50. Like.
Speaker 1:And then I put all of these different things that I wanted to do. Like sometimes I just be upset because I don't be planning the stuff out how I want to plan it out and so in return, y'all suffer. I hate that. So I said you know what, we're not going to do too much, we're going to give the good, because I had one to do like a whole whole lot of extra shit. And it's just I like, babe, either you're going to do it or you're going to do it or you're not. You're not, and it's okay. So I said you know what, we'll just go without all of that extra bullshit and just give my regular episode, because this is what y'all won't. You know I'm saying this is what y'all want, this is what y'all come here for. You know what I'm saying. But y'all shout out to everybody that watches and listens. I really appreciate y'all. I'm really proud of us. I'm really proud of me. It's been a long time coming. It's been a long goddamn time. I suppose it's been months ago. But we're not going to talk about it. We're not going to talk about it. You know I be gone, I be gone, y'all be gone sometime, but y'all. I appreciate everybody. And to whoever, and to whoever is listening to me over there in Germany, I fuck with you Because, first of all, people listen to the podcast all over the world.
Speaker 1:Like I pay extra money on my little podcast distributor website to know where my listeners are and I don't know who you are. D&me, I want to put a face with it. Who are you? Like you, you loyal too. Like it's a y'all. You don't watch the couple of episodes like from the beginning and it's and it's look and it's look like it might be a gang of y'all because it's like they like for real for a little like a fourth of it. Like my listeners. Like it's from Germany, like I fuck with that. Hello, okay, or maybe it's not Germany, maybe it's just like Europe, but like y'all over there. If y'all over there like fuck with me. Like D&Me, I want to meet you, I want to meet all of y'all, I want to see all of y'all. That's no Tino Shae, but I'm just like I, just I be. Those numbers always get me because I'm like damn, who is this? And y'all consisting Not consistent with me and I love that.
Speaker 1:Okay, so y'all, hair change, hair change, hair change. I did a little mini twist, girl. I did with some hair edit. Everybody thinks it's, thinks it's my hair, and I just love that. They think that my hair is probably about half of this length. Maybe it's about half of it for real, it's my half of it, but this is my. You know, this is my new look. They y'all.
Speaker 1:I don't know why I don't fucking listen to myself, my body, like I really just be out here doing life like I, you know, like free will and shit, like I can do the fuck I want to do. No, no, I can't. So y'all know, in the last episode I had a cute little someone I love that someone, damn and I had a closure, y'all. It was only two inches, it was a two by six. They'd be like this small, this smaller Y'all.
Speaker 1:I'm so allergic to legs glue at this point, like even the little bit amount of glue just breaks out my whole hair line. I'm really putting the air line jeopardy. I can't I got to stop for it be given traction out of Pisa or just be getting thin with, be blowing in the wind, like I got to cut it out, like it be itchy, it be flaky. I be like like I'm pretty sure y'all could say like y'all could see it's a little discoloration right there. It's just a little, you know, I'm saying I'm like I don't know why I keep doing this shit. So it's giving like if I do a song, when, again, it's giving leave out. It's giving leave out. And I'm also this close, like real, real close.
Speaker 1:My fingers are pressed, that fucking gather, actually a permanent, relaxing my edges because, look, I sent a tick to and the girl in, a black girl, said do what you want to do with your own hair. Don't let the natural hair community tell you that you should do this, you should do that, or you shouldn't do this, or you shouldn't do all that other shit. If you want to do it, fucking do it. If you want to like your hair, like it. If you want to perm your edges, perm it. If you're not, maybe you're not a curly natural, maybe you're just a heat train where your hair straight card in there. You know what I'm saying. No, it's, you know what I'm saying. Just do what the best, do what's best for you. And so it's giving.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna relax the edges, you know, just put a little bit on there so they could just lay the fuck down. Because I get, because I'm not one of the ones that's gonna try to sit there and try to do baby hairs on that To her. If you, if you have a certain type of hair texture, you can do that. You get that off with a little water, little. You go stop jail or some kind of loose water-based jail. But I'm not that girl.
Speaker 1:I Put a little is crawl on this bitch. It'll probably stay for about five minutes. Don't let the warmth, don't let the room get a little warm, because that shit ball in the fuck back up. Like I put some shit down, like I laid it down a little bit, like to look a little presentable, a little more cute Just now, but I'm pretty sure about it into the episode they're gonna be bought the fuck back up and I said I'm not going out like that and if I'm gonna be a song and girly, uh-uh that she got a last. So I'm finna, you know, just do the edges and I might do, you know, cuz it's my motherfucking business wherever my party's depending on.
Speaker 1:If the herd straight, I might just my sister say let's just do a tix leg, so it's just losing your curl pattern, it's not like a hole, like it won't be straight. I kind of fuck with that. You know, I'm saying just case I might want to do a little twist out of something it might still be able to give. It might be a little long and a little stretched out, but it should be fine. It should be fine.
Speaker 1:So y'all, I have been a workout girly. Y'all know. If y'all made it to episode 50, you know that I've had many, many workout journeys and I'm for real this time. This is actually my last year with this big ass back. Rabbit the fuck up. I'm done, I'm fucking done with this big back shit. Like I'm done with the long tummy, like it's over with the flabby thoughts. I'm doing. I'm done with this shit.
Speaker 1:I'm working out and eating, trying to eat better. You know we're not gonna talk about it. I Been trying to do better and you know I've been going to the gym, you know so, and that's something new. That I've been trying is listening to podcasts and watching shows and stuff in the gym, and that's why I get it. I get it now. That's why I'm gonna really try to aim for 30 plus minutes and more, because now I get it. You know, because I do. I get on the treadmill and I stay on that bit for about an hour and I listen to hour-long podcast and I'm just like, okay, no, okay. That's why I be trying not to do it. Little ones I get it now. Podcasts in the gym go together real bad, even though I've been a TV connoisseur, been in TV show, kind of sewer.
Speaker 1:But before we get to that, I'm telling y'all right here, right now, I'm giving it to September, because I got shit playing every month this year up until September. Well, after September, if that back is big, I'm gonna go get weight loss. I don't give a fuck. Gastric sleeve me, gastric bypass me, I don't give a fuck. I Will not be going into my 27th year of life big. Okay, 26 is the last way. I'm trying to 60s. You're Fucking crazy, yikes, I'm gonna be 30 in a mini. I'm gonna be knocking 30 right in the fucking mouth, bitch. Yeah, I'll get that in a minute cuz I just been.
Speaker 1:I've been watching a lot of TV. So y'all, I've been watching a lot of TV. We're gonna talk about some of it now and Some later. I've been watching Living single. It is one of my favorite shows, like very. It's like, as far as sitcoms, burning Mac comes, but the burning Mac show comes number one. Nothing beats that shit. Nothing, I'm nothing, nothing, not a damn thing. But living single, that's my shit. That's my fucking shit. I've been eating it up Now.
Speaker 1:I've been saying I took a little break on them. I'm gonna tell you in a minute why. But we're gonna get into the topics and then we're gonna get into why I took a little break. So Miss Halle Bailey had that baby. This was slowly news from last week but we weren't here. Shout out to her and DDG Congratulations on her and them and him with baby Halo. We love that.
Speaker 1:I think that is a beautiful name and the girls were really upset with Halle because they were like you were gaslighting guys this. This is now like we were saying you had pregnant nose and you was trying to tell us that it was just because you was a black woman and we was like friend, we know you black and we know that black people be having wide noses, but we also know that when we get pregnant, that nose gets even wider. That's why it's called pregnant black people nose and Halle was like no bitch. It's Me being black and y'all was really mad that she gasly child. But my thing is, your mother's been doing it for years, babe. Your family has been gaslighting your ass this whole time. Be cool. This way you don't worry about other people and that's why you mind your motherfucking business. Don't be mad with that woman because she told you bitch to mind your business. Y'all too damn nosy. That's why y'all need to shut the fuck up and leave people the fuck alone. That's just that.
Speaker 1:Talking about Sunya, gasly, she gasly child girl, yeah, that's our favorite word. Gasly noses, anxiety, I'm just playing like I get it. I get depression. Is I these real like a motherfucker? But that's our favorite shit. I be having a little depression, a little excited too, but it's our favorite shit, isn't it not? Is it not? Is it not I? Everybody's coming out the woodworks and the priest is so sad. I just be real anxious. We get it, babe. You're anxious babe, me too, me too, I be anxious too, y'all, I. You know, I really do not be trying to down the girls, I don't, because you know, I like to say that I'm a girl's girl, like I'm here for women, but I espouse.
Speaker 1:What the fuck is this song? You're not even the far bitch Kept that kept it. You could keep it. That song is annoying and that motherfucking song that y'all been the job, been trying to blow the fuck well, not trying to. Y'all blew up on tiktok. They got their money. Long song twin. Where have you been? I'm sick of it. I'm fucking tired of it. Everybody cuz I didn't understand the height, even when the girl in the blue pajamas blew the shit up.
Speaker 1:I'm watching the video. When it first hit my 4u page I said why did they got so many? You know, no, no, no, hey, nash you, but I'm so like why the fuck got so many views like y'all fuck with this or something like I couldn't understand it. And now here I come. Now here, here come, everybody making you know videos to this song, trying to do the same dance that she did a shit with blue, blue pajamas on, and you know Hills and shit in the snow and all kinds of stupid goofy shit. No, I'm just like.
Speaker 1:Somebody said it best on tiktok, y'all better rep this shit up by the weekend. Wrap it the fuck up. Oh, it's so irritating. That did not make me want to go download the shit, I want to delete tiktok. Honestly, I don't fuck with it, no, and everybody like money, money to put her in a video. Shit, god damn it. She do need to put in the music video something. Something need to happen. She need a little money, some, something some need to be, some need to have because she blew that bitch out the water. You would have thought it was her mother fucking son the way she, you know, saying she needs to be compensated. That's it. That's just how I feel.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I saw some dead, the kids, you know, and I think this is just something that all generations just say and it's just our time to say it now. They kids are just getting reckless, reckless and reckless. You know, I'm saying like I just you know, I'm saying motherfucking children these days are just doing what the fuck they wanted it. Somebody's child Stole their mother's credit card and wrecked up $8,000. And Sephora I Don't know if it was, it had to be online Got that little card number, bought all that shit, $8,000 worth of makeup, fragrance, all kinds of bullshit, whatever Sephora be having all of it. My good sister's face said it said it best bring back wooden spoons. Oh, I would have tapped her hands the fuck out because you don't, you don't, you don't steal from mother. What's going on with you? $8,000. She in the comments talking about something, what I'm supposed to do.
Speaker 1:Fribe itch rebuked that motherfucker. You didn't, you didn't make them choices. You don't know nothing about them. Charges that's fraudulent activity on your account. You didn't, you ain't never did nothing like that. You better report this shit like I don't know what the fuck going on and then when you get done tight, a little motherfuckers hands up.
Speaker 1:You know I'm all for like the gentle, pretend you know talking to kids, not because you don't want to hit her, because it's a certain extent I want to be a gentle parent, but I also know who I am. I Also know who I am and also know that I have Very low patience and I'm not gonna keep telling you. I already don't like to repeat myself to grown adults. I Don't like to repeat myself, period.
Speaker 1:Motherfucker asked me what I said too many times. I'd be like shit, nothing, I wouldn't even talk about shit and motherfuckers be getting there when I do that. But it's just I'm, it's not even that I don't want you to know, it's just I'm tired of saying it. I'm tired of fucking saying it so I don't repeat myself. That's why I said when the Lord blesses me with a child, more, for I gotta be about 35. I Gotta be in my 30s. You know, I gotta been a calm down. I also gotta do some more in the work on the council because if I was that baby right now that motherfucker Spend $8,000 on that motherfucker probably be in the city more.
Speaker 1:I'm just playing. I'm just saying because you play too many games. You play too many motherfucking games that Motherfuckers need start. You know tapping the ad. You know get your ass. You know I ain't saying you gotta go get the switch. You know pull that bitch off the tree. But you know motherfuckers need to learn you. That is not okay. You cannot be doing that kind of shit.
Speaker 1:Think it ain't no motherfuckers, you or all this shit and issues. Just both come to the house and we just gonna be like, okay, girl, muffles getting back when you just order, like when mothers be playing the games on their phones, and they'd be like, get this for like $2.99. And they'd be like, yeah, let's get it. Muffles, tap them hands right there to the nerve and then they took their phone away and they tell yo ass, go later. Fuck down, cuz you're doing too much. You're doing way too much.
Speaker 1:I'm saying bring bait Heating your child. You ain't got to do it publicly. What they ass, what they motherfucking ass, muffins be like. You know what we turned out. All right, not the fuck, we did it. But we guess what you want to get you some trauma here or now. Ok, it's going to be now or later, what do you want it? But I bet you want to do that shit. No, fucking more. I might stand the shit, right. That's just what I'm saying. I'm just hey, hey, hey, don't shoot the message. I'm just saying motherfuckers need to learn that you can't be racking up hell of a shit, hell of money at the motherfuckers before. Like that's crazy work.
Speaker 1:Another thing I've seen is a girl. She was on TikTok and she was all like at my funeral I don't want nobody to be eating after my service. You literally just seen my body going to the ground. Y'all better be fucked up behind me, y'all better be sick. Like how can you even eat? And knowing that I'm not walking the earth anymore and I had thought about that and I said, well, that's fucked up. You know, like now, when the time comes for more and hopefully ain't no time soon.
Speaker 1:We're talking about many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many years from now. I'm talking about decades on top of decades on top of decades. You know, put a century in there if you like. Not too many of them know, because you know, hey, now bitch might be tired after 200. But I'm just like no at my, because this is how I just had it in my head. I just feel like because by the time that happens, I've probably lived a long life and you know I have changed the comedy gang forever, and so I kind of feel like my service would be something like you know how, like NBA player, you know how, when Kobe passed, the Nipsey Hustle passed like it was televised it was thousands and thousands of people there. That's kind of how I feel like it's going to be.
Speaker 1:But the thing is I don't, you know and I'm not going to say I don't want you to cry, because you know that's inevitable You're going to cry, you're going to cry. So, and it's not because I want you to, it's because you know a bitch died Like you're going to be sad. So I'm not going to say I don't want you to cry, but I would prefer if y'all laughed. And so by this point I feel like I would have like at least 10 plus specials under my belt Netflix specials, hbo specials, stand-up specials, like you know, and we're talking about hour plus lane specials, and I want y'all to break up the funniest parts of each special and put that bitch on the slideshow and play that, because I don't want y'all to be, you know, sad. I want y'all motherfuckers to laugh.
Speaker 1:And then what I want y'all to do after is I want y'all to make sure y'all eat, because I don't miss no meals and I don't want you to miss one either because I'm gone. What the fuck? That was the most selfish thing ever. Talking about some shit. I want to talking about some shit. I want people to eat after they're in a witness hug, going into the ground, like how can you even eat after that? Well, bitch, when you go to the funeral, do you not eat after? What the fuck?
Speaker 1:I can see like a immediate family not eating because you know they be real fucked up, but you know like if you're not immediate, you're going to fucking eat. It might be a little sad, but you're going to put that muscatroly on that plate, that big chicken or that barbecue chicken is going on the plate, that Hawaiian roller is going on that motherfucking plate and you're going to sit there and you're going to eat that shit up. You're going to eat this best food you've had in a while Good meal. You know what I'm saying? I'm saying have Lee cater my wedding. I'm just saying have her cater my wedding, but my funeral She'll cater that too.
Speaker 1:But it's just like I wouldn't say no shit like that. I want you to have a good meal, I want you to have a good Kiki. You know what I'm saying? Because, bitch, I'm funny and I don't want you to be like, oh my god. And you all watch the clips and you all laugh and you all be like, damn, look. And then you all, because you know the brain going to trick you, and be like, oh my god, she's not going to ever make you all laugh like this again. Then that thought makes you even more sad. No, bitch, if I just had you laughing at this fire, well, however long this motherfucking slide show is, I could keep doing it. Just watch the specials over and over and over again. Y'all helping my legacy. And so watch the podcast. Is shit going to be still going to be here. It ain't going nowhere. I'm gonna be on any episode 8000 by then. Shit, I don't fucking know. I'm talking, but I'm just like you know, I don't want you to be. I won't try to eat. Basically, y'all could do whatever the fuck, but I want you all to eat. Don't, don't not eat. Okay, don't not eat. I want you to eat, okay.
Speaker 1:So now, this is what I was talking about when I said I've been watching the hell TV. I'm talking about all of the TV shows and it's really. It's really just what what I've watched. I watched Living Single. I watched about six seasons of that. I'm already on episode I mean not episode like season three and I kind of feel like we've got to be on season four. I watched all four seasons of Central Baddies on that STV.
Speaker 1:Now let's talk about them hoes. Now I love good baddies on Zeus, but Central Baddies on motherfucking not-ass TV, them bitches is that's some little technical difficulties. What the fuck technical difficulties? God damn it. Shit, I forgot. I said y'all, I've been setting alarms for like in the afternoon and they be going off at the wrong time and I'd be fucking up Like I set an alarm for 2.30 and I thought I set it for PM but it went off at 2.30 am and I set another one for 3 PM but it really was for 3 AM. It's 3 AM currently. Go watch 3 AM in Miami, please. Anyway, that's what I was saying.
Speaker 1:Central Baddies, them bitches is raw, they don't give a fuck. You know what I'm saying. Like baddies on Zeus is very like. I feel like it's a lot more put together and like, but it's it Because I watch baddies on Zeus since from the like the first season. So where is it now? And they've definitely like upgraded, like their production, like all of that shit.
Speaker 1:And so Central Baddies is kind of like the same thing, the same way, but the way that they fight on Central Baddies they don't fight like that on baddies. Like baddies, they'll let you fight a little bit and like, well, they really don't let you fight that long you fight and their security is breaking that up. On Central Baddies, they give you 13, 15 seconds. They be on their motherfucking time. I said give me my 15 seconds, give me my 15 seconds. All my soul, all my soul on the day, homies, this bitch is about to die. That's how they talk.
Speaker 1:And y'all no T, no shade the ease are the roughest looking women I've ever seen. I've ever fucking seen like I don't want no problems with none of the Central Baddies. This is all jokes, bitch, I'm a comedian, do not try to come over there. Come over here and fucking hit me Because I seen the way you bitches fight. I'm not saying no bitch could whip my ass, but what I'm saying is them bitches don't fight fair and they saying no rules of fighting. I'm here for that. I'm here for that, but I don't think if I was to ever get one of them one of them fights with their ass, shit I wouldn't want to fight no more after that. You know, and not to say like bitch, we got to pull the bullets out. You know these bitches go at the top. You don't know what I'm saying Because that's how hard they fight.
Speaker 1:Picture Worldstar with a camera. You know what I'm saying. That's how season one was. The motherfucking Camberman was season one of Central Baddies. The motherfucking Camberman was talking to their ass. You can't talk to their ass. You was production, you was part of production. You can't be talking to Camberman talking to shit and he running with the camera. It's giving Worldstar. It was giving Worldstar.
Speaker 1:But now, like season four, like they, the upgraded Isaiah that's the producer, that's the CEO of the show he didn't actually like elevated his shit. You know they got back drives. You know that he had a. He had a her stylist to come in there because they will snatch the fuck out of a wig. They will snatch a these fuck out. Of. Now they be snatching wigs on baddies, on zoos, but the way that these bitches be snatching wigs on this motherfucker, y'all these bitches are starting to catch on. They don't even come with their wigs on them. All these bitches is coming down with a braid down and a motherfucking swimming cap. I didn't get that shit.
Speaker 1:At first season four Episode one of bitches was sitting there with the swimming cap song and one bitch was wet. So I'm thinking they actually went, you know, went swimming. I think that motherfucker was sweating Cause they, they, they in South Central. So you know California is a hot motherfucking. You know what I'm saying. But you know they sitting there with the motherfucking you know swim caps on that shit tight on their head like a motherfucking counter, I didn't know what that she was about. You know what I'm saying Because, like I'm not no fighter bitch and I'm not finna play like I am, like I don't think no bitch gonna, you know, whip my ass, but I'm not no fighter bitch, to know that bitches put swim caps on so they don't pull your hair. I didn't know it's smart, cause they will scalp your ass on that motherfucker.
Speaker 1:I didn't sing season three. Oh shit, what's her name? Season three, social Barbie boy. They pull all her motherfucking hair off her head. That shit was thin, blonde and winging. I said, bitch, you need to take a motherfucking clip straight to that shit so you can get with that. Yeah, you know, I'm saying cuz it wasn't even shit on her head after that. And Then don't let.
Speaker 1:And then, like, like I said, the bitches be coming with braids on, they be having a little feedings. You know, like the little feeding, you have a little bun in the back. Oh, them bitches will grab a hold of that bun and rip that shit on the baby. They had no her in the back, it was red, back there it was. It was bald and patchy.
Speaker 1:I said, shit, hey, you bitches are rough. I mean, these bitches is like junk, your dogs, these bugs. Look, don't you fuck they? They don't give a fuck and I love it. I just be eating it up. I said, oh my god, oh my goodness, like they're really rumbling and tumbling. You know I'm into it, I'm into you know, the only thing that they be doing that I don't really fuck with is they be spitting on each other, and that's one of the one thing I don't fuck with. It's the body, body, lotta leaf fluids. That really irritates me about. That. Like, I really hate that they be spitting on each other like this. That's nasty as fuck, babe. You need to stop doing that shit.
Speaker 1:But under the net, like I'm here for like and the thing is on Central baddies, like they get so fucking mad. They get so mad when, like when they asses get jumped Rightfully, so well, when they add, but they jump each other. It's not like one bitch just get jumped, like they be jumping each other. They get mad when bitches jump. Let me, let me see. I wrote some motion.
Speaker 1:Motherfuckin, what the fuck is a moat? I'm talking about notes, girl, I can't talk. Like I said, it's 3 am, go watch 3 am At Miami. Where is it? Where is it? Where is it? No, that's what I'm saying. They be they be spitting on each other. They will vandalize people. Shit. They will. You know I'm saying they will pour juice on your shit, as they don't throw suitcases in the tub, cut the shower. Oh, they will talk about your dead relative relative can't fucking talk. They will talk about your baby. They do all kinds of shit. These bitches is crazy. These are some motherfucking scoundrels and I love them. I Love bitch on season 39 cashmere.
Speaker 1:That motherfuckin she could fight a ass off season three. She had no motherfucking teeth in her mouth. I promise you that. And like I said these some hard-looking bitches, she had not one tooth in her mouth. That motherfucking check clear.
Speaker 1:Season four she came back. She came back with all teeth in her mouth and that's what I said and that's what the fuck I'm talking about now. I ain't fuck with her last season there season three, because I feel like she was. She was doing a little too much on that motherfucker. But season four, like she was a little cool but she was getting her ass beaten. I ain't really not like them, cash, because she's one of them heavy hitters on the show, like she'll be that bitch down. But she came back. Season four she had that motherfucking swim cap on and that mouth guard.
Speaker 1:She said no bitch, knocking my motherfucking teeth out because everybody's out like I want cash, she, I want cash, she. That's crazy to say. That is so crazy to say. One girl said bitch, go back, go back on the streets and sell that pussy. Go back and sell pussy, that's what you need to be doing. And bitch turn around and say bitch, I don't even sell pussy, no more. I don't even say a pussy, no more.
Speaker 1:I said damn, that's a hell of a statement to say back to somebody that you don't say a pussy, no more. Shout out to all the six workers. You know I'm saying cuz we don't dip, we don't discriminate over it. You know you got to do what you got to do. You know I'm saying like I'm not trying to shame nobody. You know I'm saying if that's what you got to do, this, what you got to do now, if you you force into the shit, and that's a little different. You know I feel a bit, but you know I Hate that you got to do that, but we're not gonna shame the sex workers. Did you know? You just got to do what you got to do. Hey, now I Said, damn, like I'm having a ball of motherfucking not as TV, that shit, the subscription only like 599.
Speaker 1:Like I'm look, they need to promote, they need to have me promote the shit because I fuck with it, I fuck with it's ghetto as hell. And like bitches be fighting titties, be Sorry, mikey, the titties be everywhere. And I'm like, yeah and not, and it's like sometimes on it's sometimes they blur the shit out, it's sometimes they don't. It's so inconsistent. But I think that's what makes the show great. It gives a character. Sometimes your titties are gonna be blurred out and sometimes they're not. That's what that's. That's what that's. That's what comes with being on the show. But I love it like I eat it up every time. I think it's the best motherfucking show ever.
Speaker 1:Let me tell you, um, let me see, let me see, let me see, let me see, let me see. But that show, that show is in fucking saying like I didn't know that it was gonna be all of what it was, like I Did not know that that shit was gonna be like that. I know that bitch gonna be turned like that, like the girl that I said cashmere, when she had a motherfucking Mouth guard her mouth, that she got to that first fight, the motherfucking mouth guard went flying across the goddamn room like a, like a boomerang bitch. I said that and it didn't come back. He didn't come back. But yeah, that's my shit, though.
Speaker 1:And now I'm watching this other one. It's called what's called young and reckless. Young Turned in, reckless, it's some other shit on her and I think it's supposed to be just like central baddies, but with batter bitches. These bitches is actually cute and that's not to know. Shit like dumb bitches, like some of them on central baddies was cute, but they, like I said a little like they went and found the roughest or the roughest of the roughest looking bitches in South Central. I'm just like Jesus, like father, bless them. What's going on? But you know, I ain't gonna talk too much. I ain't gonna talk too much shit about them, cuz I don't want they asked to come over here and try to beat my ass. And look, I'm not finna, fight you like no dog is beach. I'm not finna be doing all of that. I don't want to fight Will be the big ass. Please don't, please don't try me. I don't want, I don't want to try you. Let's, everybody respect everybody. Everybody respect everybody. That's the one, all right, all right, I think that was solid. See, then that's a solid episode right there. That's a solid, motherfucking episode. This shit was 18 minutes. I was so pissed. But that's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1:Episode 50. Y'all, thank y'all. Okay, I ain't even finishing. I didn't even finish it. Y'all Was my wise words, sighing, okay. So the song of the week, basically it's daylight by David Kushner. Y'all know I'd be on my wifey machine. You know I got stood, I gots to tune in, I gots to tap in with them. Sometimes they should just be too good like not to listen. You know sense. So daylight by David Kushner, it is a great fucking song. I'm not finishing it because, god damn it, y'all just go listen. Y'all gots to listen. But all right, y'all. I want to thank y'all for autumn.
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